Mother
Nature: Have a great first day of school! Me: Mother Nature: Happy Halloween! Me: Mother Nature: Happy Thanksgiving! Me: Mother Nature: Merry Christmas! Me: Mother Nature: Big sports competition
tomorrow? Dude I'm so there! Me: Mother Nature: Me: Can you
not
Brother: There's
no manly way to put on chapstick Me: What if you put on chapstick while
chopping down a tree Brother:
Me: Or killing a shark with a spear Brother:
Me: Or skydiving while wrestling a bear and playing
the electric guitar Brother: How would you even do all that and
put on chapstick too Me: Shh don't ask, these are just the
facts of life Brother:
What
I love when I finally put my computer away and start doing my
homework and then out of the blue my brain is like "I wonder
if Ned from Ned's Declassified grew up to be hot" so
then I have to take my computer back out and look it up and ps
yea he is hot and look now I'm back on witty
People think I don't have any problems, cause I'm always
making jokes. They don't get it. I like laughing, because
laughing is way easier than freaking out.
There's always that little hope,
at the end of the year,
that the next year will be
just a little bit better.
Even though
it usually doesn't happen that way,
I'm still gonna hope.
We'll see how this goes, 2013.