Raymatts

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Joined: August 11, 2011
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Gender: F

Quotes by Raymatts





NeYorCity streets
because everyone should know where they are and how to get where they need to go.

 
Bostostreets
because f/ck you b/tch have fun getting lost.




nmq but it's so true haha



 


Mother Nature: Have a great first day of school!
Me:
Mother Nature: Happy Halloween!
Me: 
Mother Nature: Happy Thanksgiving!
Me:
Mother Nature: Merry Christmas!
Me:
Mother Nature: Big sports competition tomorrow? Dude I'm so there!
Me:
Mother Nature:
Me: Can you not






 



Brother: There's no manly way to put on chapstick
Me: What if you put on chapstick while chopping down a tree
Brother:
Me:
Or killing a shark with a spear
Brother:
Me:
Or skydiving while wrestling a bear and playing the electric guitar
Brother: How would you even do all that and put on chapstick too
Me: Shh don't ask, these are just the facts of life
Brother: What 






 

I love when I finally put my computer away and start doing my homework and then out of the blue my brain is like "I wonder if Ned from Ned's Declassified grew up to be hot" so then I have to take my computer back out and look it up and ps yea he is hot and look now I'm back on witty
Here's to the theatre nerds
who loved Les Mis before the movie came out
But if you left it up to me, every day would be a holiday from real


Plot Twist: There's a huge scandal on witty when a girl announces that she's secretly  a hot guy.





 

People think I don't have any problems, cause I'm always making jokes. They don't get it. I like laughing, because laughing is way easier than freaking out. 
It doesn't feel like a new year. I still have all the same sh/t to deal with that I had yesterday.
There's always that little hope,
at the end of the year,
that the next year will be
just a little bit better.
Even though
it usually doesn't happen that way,
I'm still gonna hope.
We'll see how this goes, 2013. 
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