Sometimes Giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun, because they missed you the first time.
OWLING. Because Planking >> Wasn't stupid enough.
If sleep is so important why is school so early?
CAT LOGIC *Sees hand moving on bed* "Oh, just a hand, nothing fun there. *Sees hand go under blanket and move on bed* OMFG, WHAT IS THAT?! I MUST ATTACK IT!!
They should make an award For anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick
without losing it.
Relationships are not tests. So why cheat?