Boo, you whore.
Today's your lucky day. You've just been personally victimized by Regina George.
Poopy on your face, Anna laughed, throwing feeces
at her dad. He laughed too and drank a cup of pee to be fair.
"I love breeding unicorns!" He smiled. His teeth were
yellower then the sun. Dirty hipsters. She started rapping.
"BABY GIRL, I WANT YOU ON MY PANCAKE COOKER." Her dad
began to krump and remembered his old days as a Hip hop
dancer.
I found this really inspiring in a dark time.
Hacked by you lover :)