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RidonculasMember since Tue May 12, 2009 15:12:01 EDT Last login: Thu Nov 19, 2009 18:05:32 EST AIM SN: Quote Stats: 21 |
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..................................................I'm away for right now...........................................
.............................................but i will be back trust me..................................
.............I'm not like those people who leave and................
..........................................................never come bac........................................................
mine. not. good. with. colors.
u. can. redo. or. use. for. ur. away. message.
;D peace. out.
Ridonuclas
.............................................but i will be back trust me..................................
.............I'm not like those people who leave and................
..........................................................never come bac........................................................
mine. not. good. with. colors.
u. can. redo. or. use. for. ur. away. message.
;D peace. out.
Ridonuclas
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DO NOT CHEAT!!
this is 99.9% true!
1. Write the name of a person from the opposite sex on a separate sheet of paper.
2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?
3. Your first intial.
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like the lake or ocean more?
9. Write down a realistic wish.
ARE YOU DONE? iF SO, SCROLL DOWN. (DONT CHEAT!)
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T H E A N S W E R S
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you chose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservatice and agressive.
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K- You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R- You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr-June- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
July-Sep- You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
5. If you chose:
Black- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. If you chose:
California- You like adventures
Florida- You are laid back
8. If you chose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your
profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
this is 99.9% true!
1. Write the name of a person from the opposite sex on a separate sheet of paper.
2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?
3. Your first intial.
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like the lake or ocean more?
9. Write down a realistic wish.
ARE YOU DONE? iF SO, SCROLL DOWN. (DONT CHEAT!)
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T H E A N S W E R S
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you chose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservatice and agressive.
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K- You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R- You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr-June- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
July-Sep- You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
5. If you chose:
Black- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. If you chose:
California- You like adventures
Florida- You are laid back
8. If you chose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your
profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Squidward: Patrick what are you doing here??
Patrick (whereing an army helmet): I THOUGHT THE CORE WOULD HELP STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE!! SIR!!!!!
Squidward: Patrick what are you doing here??
Patrick (whereing an army helmet): I THOUGHT THE CORE WOULD HELP STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE!! SIR!!!!!
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Bunny!! haha funny my friend tought me that! thx amanda!
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Bunny!! haha funny my friend tought me that! thx amanda!
Have you ever had to go somewhere in a hurry with your mom and brother and when its time to go your brother comes out of the bathroom with the toilet seat stuck to his head?
You havent? ohh. nevermind then:)
You havent? ohh. nevermind then:)
i am 32% experienced
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed. maybe..
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed. maybe..
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
Don't thank me thank the unicorns! Meet:
Rocko "Hey"
Big Louie "how ya doin?"
Rico "Yo"
and Crazy eyes "Whats up?"
Rocko "Hey"
Big Louie "how ya doin?"
Rico "Yo"
and Crazy eyes "Whats up?"
The best song to makeout to is Halo by Beyonce. srry i just thought i should let everyone know. :)
A girl name Carly asked out this boy named Ted. Ted told Carly that she was from now on cursed and that his life was in her hands and that if she ever forgot to kiss him when they said bye he would die that night. Carly knew Ted was always joking around so she assumed he was just joking. So they went out for a year and everything was fine. Carly never forgot to kiss Ted goodbye. Then one night Carly decided to play a joke on Ted just for fun. Dialed his number but made it so he didnt know who it was. He answered the phone and said "Hello?" Carly replied with, " Hello sir may i interest you with an opertunity to buy a years supply of car magazines?" Ted,always reading car magazines, said "yes i would like that!" Then Carly started to laugh. She actually tricked Ted! She quickly hung up and called him again. The phone rang and rang and rang until Carly decided to hang up. "Did Ted know it was her and get mad at her??" She decided to wait until school tomorrow to find out. The next day Carly went to school and found out that Ted wasn't there. "ohh he must be sick today he did sound a little hoarse on the phone last night when i prank called him." Carly said to her friends in homeroom. The Teacher answered a call and walked to the front of the room. "Everyone may i please have your attention?" Every turned toward her. The Teacher looked grim. "Everyone here knows sweet little Ted right?" everyone nodded. "I just got off the phone with his father... Ted has past away..." Carly gasped. "You all have the right to know why" said the teacher "All i was told is that Ted was on the phone and supposedly when he hung up he dropped to the floor dead. No one knows why yet. I'm very sorry everyone." Carly choked on her tears. She had just remembered that she didn't kiss him last night. It was her fault he died. Carly told his parents and the didn't want to believe it. But it was true and Carly killed her boyfriend. </3
(Never forget to tell him that you love him and plus everyone please morn for poor little Ted.)
I was sitting in 7th period class and made this up. If you made something like this then i am truely sorry. I dint know and i just made it up from the top of my head.
Ps. Give credit to Ridonculas if you want to repost it or change up the colors keep Teds memory living.
(Never forget to tell him that you love him and plus everyone please morn for poor little Ted.)
I was sitting in 7th period class and made this up. If you made something like this then i am truely sorry. I dint know and i just made it up from the top of my head.
Ps. Give credit to Ridonculas if you want to repost it or change up the colors keep Teds memory living.
I can taste the sweet taste of victory!!! mmmmmm yummy in my tummy!!!
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