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Ridonculas

Member Since: 12 May 2009 03:12pm
Last Signed In: 9 Feb 2010 10:58pm
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xxbobo123: hello

starchristy55: who is this?

xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.

starchristy55: what the.....?

xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself. 

starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!

xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her. 

starchristy55: who the eff r u?

xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where

starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?

xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her. 

starchristy55: i did not kill her!

xxbobo123: i think differently

starchristy55: who ARE you?

starchristy55: why are you doing this?

starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!

dancarella38 has logged on

dancerella38: hello christy

starchristy55: oh great whos this person?

dancarella38: why its me, sally

starchristy55: why is this happening to me?

dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends

dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye

dancarella38 has signed off

xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well

starchristy55: who are you? 

xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?

starchristy55: yeah?

xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was. 

starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry

xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or  a slow painful death


xxbobo123 has sighned off



                     later that night
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christy sat in her room cold and afraid

exactly wat she was told would happen, did

she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real


repost this once and you will be safe

if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....

repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death
....
Quote #1335400 was made by Ridonculas on 09 Feb 2010 at 23:00:39 and was filed under poems.
The aliens are flying above,
 the aliens are flying below,
but something they dont know,
we're not home :)
  \ /
<(o_o)>
   | |
Quote #1294984 was made by Ridonculas on 13 Jan 2010 at 20:38:14 and was filed under funny.
The aliens are flying above,
 the aleins are flying below,
but something they dont know,
we're not home :)

  \ /
<(o_o)>
   | |

Quote #1293704 was made by Ridonculas on 12 Jan 2010 at 20:22:03 and was filed under funny.
..................................................I'm away for right now...........................................
.............................................but i will be back trust me..................................
.............I'm not like those people who leave and................
..........................................................never come bac........................................................







mine. not. good. with. colors.
u. can. redo. or. use. for. ur. away. message.
;D peace. out.
Ridonuclas
Quote #1084612 was made by Ridonculas on 14 Sep 2009 at 17:35:41 and was filed under away mesgs.
DO NOT CHEAT!!
this is 99.9% true
!


1. Write the name of a person from the opposite sex on a separate sheet of paper.

2. Which color is your favorite out of 
red, black, blue, green and yellow?

3. Your first intial.

4. Your month of birth

5. Which color do you like most?
 Black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.

7. Do you like 
California or Florida more?

8. Do you like the
 lake or ocean more?

9. Write down a
realistic wish.

ARE YOU DONE? iF SO, SCROLL DOWN. (DONT CHEAT!)


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T H E     A N S W E R S

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you chose:

Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservatice and agressive.
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. 
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K- You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R- You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr-June- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
July-Sep- You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate

5. If you chose:
Black- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. If you chose:
California- You like adventures
Florida- You are laid back

8. If you chose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your
 profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Quote #1077930 was made by Ridonculas on 10 Sep 2009 at 21:08:31 and was filed under away mesgs.
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Squidward: Patrick what are you doing here??
Patrick (whereing an army helmet): I THOUGHT THE CORE WOULD HELP STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE!! SIR!!!!!
Quote #931916 was made by Ridonculas on 11 Jul 2009 at 16:54:05 and was filed under funny.
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Bunny!!                                
haha funny my friend tought me that! thx amanda!
Quote #902756 was made by Ridonculas on 30 Jun 2009 at 19:20:06 and was filed under friendship.
Have you ever had to go somewhere in a hurry with your mom and brother and when its time to go your brother comes out of the bathroom with the toilet seat stuck to his head?

You havent? ohh. nevermind then:)
Quote #902731 was made by Ridonculas on 30 Jun 2009 at 19:12:12 and was filed under funny.
 i am 32% experienced
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol

03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.
 09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school. 
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone. 
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love. 
41. French kissed. maybe..
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.

45. Stabbed yourself. 
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk. 
58. Dressed Goth. 
59. Dressed preppy. 
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked. 
63. Stalked someone. 
64. Met a celebrity. 
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.

67. Cut yourself purposely. 
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. 
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. 
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months. 
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.

95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain 
97. Been rejected 
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
Quote #809403 was made by Ridonculas on 25 May 2009 at 21:14:36 and was filed under away mesgs.
 Don't thank me thank the unicorns! Meet:
Rocko "Hey"
Big Louie "how ya doin?"
Rico "Yo"
and Crazy eyes "Whats up?"
Quote #800097 was made by Ridonculas on 22 May 2009 at 15:09:18 and was filed under funny.
 

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