DIS BE RORY
BUT DON'T GET ANY FREAKY IDEAS ABOUT ME ACTING MY AGE OR SOMETHING...
THAT'D BE WEIRD.
I LIVE IN ESSEX
AND I LLOOVVEEE PARTYING.
LATELY WE PARTY LOADS
CAUSE I CAN
P.S. IF YOU'RE NOT READY FOR WEIRD...
YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEAVE
(+) Emma Stone, Parties, Mates, Life, Luck, Cars, Family, Cinemas, Movies, Energy, Adrenaline, Drawing, Food, Cooking, Acting young, Flip books, My phone (even though it hates me), Fizzy drinks and Breaking rules
(-) Bad actors, Dicks, Over the top people, Two faced people, People who judge, People who think they know everything about me, People who don't know enough about me to like me for who I am, Lame parties and People taking me seriously
Friend: *cant get wifi connection* Me: *Looks at my wifi singal
with 4 liney things* good wifi! Its so Reliable. Wifi: *goes to 2
lines* Me:.. 2 is still good Wifi: *4 lines* Me: Yay! Wifi:
*Nothing* Me:.. Wifi: *stays dead* Friend: let's be honest, your
wifi screwed you over worse.
Me: *Wakes up Slowly from Alarm* Me: *Calls from Other Room* Hey
Beccy? *No Reply* Me: Beeeeccccccccyyyyyyyy Me: You Here Yet? Me:
When Will You Be HERE?! Me: Beccy, WAKE UP Me: Beeeeeecccccccccc
Nooooowwwwww. Her: *Slowly Walks in in pj's* What The F****
Rory?! Its 6.30 Me:.. Can I borrow Your phone? Her: eugh, its all
the way in there.. *Waves distantly to other Room* Me: so go get
it? Her: ...But- Me: Pleeeeaaasseee? Her: *Shuffles off slowly
and brings her phone to Me* Me: Thanks. Her: so what's wrong with
your phone? Me: Its all the way in There.. *Waves distantly to My
bag still sitting against the door* Her: But.. Why'd You.. Your
So.. I Can't Insult You I'm too tired. *Shuffles back to bed*
I Walk In And She Turns To Me And Asks 'You
I Smile And Reply 'I'm Good Thanks You?'
She Says 'Good' Then Hugs Me And Whispers To Me 'How
Many Times Have You Lied That Same Lie Today?'
I Almost Break Down Knowing She Knows Too Much, To Ever Stop Being My Best