Rosedragon327

Status: I'm absolutely consumed ... I can barely breathe baby~
Joined: October 11, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: November 5
user id: 334198
Location: China ^-^
Gender: F
Hello Loveys ^~^
I'm Katie, Or Kitty.. Whichever you prefer.
Well, I'm living in China now. I'm originally from North Carolina (:
I'm 16, My birthday is 11-5
I'm currently Taken~~~.
I'm weird and chizz.. so, Hehe
Witty is my favorite site! So, I thought "why not make an account?" :D
Music controls my life.
I'm really shy (didn't know that until I moved here)
I am homeschooled with my brother.
Okayy.. Thats all for now.
Toodles~~

~KT


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Rosedragon327's Favorite Quotes


last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day  YOU STAMPED ON IT AND THEN DROVE A BUS OVER IT AND THEN PUT IT THROUGH A BLENDER SEVEN TIMES YOU STUPID MOTHERF/CKER BUT DESPITE ALL OF THAT I STILL LOVE YOU. HELP.
Me: *accidentally likes band members more than own family*


 

Coal, is actually a very practical gift. It's great to draw with, and to burn for heat, light, and cooking. Also, its great to chuck at peoples faces when they dont want to shut the f/ck up.
Why do we call it Truth or Dare
when we all know it's really, "Who do you like or Awkward sexual task".
Everyone's middle name should be, Motherf*ckin.
Try it. Doesn't it sound so great?






People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.






 
Things people say in the hallway at school

People: show me your genitals now baby
People: Let's get naked together in history
People: What's a possum again?
*kid shoves another kid into lockers and they start fighting*
People: Have you ever tried wearing a thong as a bra? 
People: What's the letter that comes after six again?
People: Jack got arrested for selling drugs again. they still haven't caught me yet LOL
 
WELCOME TO HIGH SCHOOL.





My youngest brother asked me if he could learn how to mow the lawn.


I said," Fine, but if you cut your feet off...don't come running to me."




 




because of all the technology we have today,
today's generation will never understand the horror when you got caught passing a note in class and the teacher making you read it out loud.




 




if time is money, does that mean that
an ATM is a time machine? I mean maybe it stands for A Time Machine.