Roxee1313

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Joined: March 31, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: February 21
user id: 162081
Gender: F
idk i'm destinee and i don't come on witty anymore bc annoying reused quotes bye 

Roxee1313's Favorite Quotes

Witty is slowly going down hill..
6 1 Roxee1313 Roxee1313
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when other people are talking to their crush:

their friends: *suggestive eyebrows from afar*
                    *pushes them into their crush*


when i am talking to my crush:

my friends: OY YOU, SHE WANTS THE D
                     SHE WANTS THE D SO BAD


 
273 6 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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iCarly

*fixing the elevator*

Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."



 

1879 13 audreyann audreyann
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me calling Walmart for a real reason, not a joke

person: hello this is Walmart how may i help you?
me: hi could i please place an order?
person: no
me: no?
person: i can not place an order for you
me: why not?
person: Walmart exploded
me: then why are you there?
person: i never said i was
me: you answered saying "hello this is walmart"
person: this is Walmart
me: but you just said.... nevermind, so can i place an order?
person: no, Walmart exploded
me: im so confused
person: happy April Fools, have a nice day *hangs up*
 
1841 14 horsechick818 horsechick818
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 789.
Not anymore, didn't you hear?
6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.

 

 

1839 38 brooke* brooke*
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Mum: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

 
1854 26 rissa7373 rissa7373
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I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.
People get out of my way a lot faster now.




 

1952 15 yourcool yourcool
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Demi Lovato Fact:
When Demi's song "Skyscraper"
was realeased, there was a decrease
in teen suicide♥

 
1953 33 Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
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sometimes,  
when i'm really bored...
i like to lay down
on my kitchen floor
and pretend i'm a crumb.
nmf
 

2007 39 oursong oursong
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A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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2252 61 BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
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