RoxxiGirl113

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Joined: December 12, 2011
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Heyyyy ppl I'm Kirsten I'm 14. I love reading and listening to music. I like to say I'm not really a ppl person but if yr my friend I will stick by you.

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Real conversation with my mom.
Mom: I wish like one or two logs would fall off a logging truck and get us in a small acsident.
Me:What!!!! Why!!!
Mom: I don't want us to die, just get hurt a little so then we can get 5-6 million dollars.
Me: Mother your crazy!!!
Mom: What! If we get money we can move to Italy and get a home in England.
Me: MOTHER!!!!!
Has this happened to anyone else. Maybe something even a little the same.... No I didn't think so -____-

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Mom: Your not aloud to bring home a boyfriend till you find a guy like Ian Somerhalder.
Me Will do.
Mom: Good because when you do we will have him over for dinner and make him eat with his shirt off.
Me: MOTHER!!!!!
                                        TRUE STORY!!
 

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Dear Heart,
Fall in love when your ready NOT when your lonley.
Sincerely Broken
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Dear Math,
I'm sick and tired of trying to find your "x". Accept that she's gone. Move on dude.
Sincerely Kids Everywhere
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           Life
always offers you a second chance. It's called Tomorrow.
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A Boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A Man makes other women jealous of his girl.
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Risk
More than others think is safe.
Care
more then others think is wise.
Dream
More than others think is practical.
Expect
more than others think is possible.


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I don't mean to brag or make anyone jealous but....
I still fit into the earrings I wore in highschool!
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I used to care
but I take a pill for that now
 

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Best Pick Up Line Ever:
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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