Roxybaby321

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Joined: December 22, 2011
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user id: 254403
My names Nichole, i like eating (but im not fat) and telling off sluts.
B-day is April 6 1996
i mostly quote "those awkward moments"
I dont copy quotes unless they're song lyrics

Quotes by Roxybaby321


Friend: Why do guys always put their hand in their pants and make that odd movement in there out in public in front of eachother?
Me: IDK, i guess they're rearranging. They need to feel a little free.
Friend: What if girls did that with their boobs?
Me: idk, i guess we would feel a little free.
Friend: Wat if the slaves back in the 1800's did that?
Me: idk but they'd be wishing they felt a little free! LOL



Walkin down the halls like a beast because you were the first one in the hall

Friend's Mom: Remember the party?
My Mom: ya do you?
Friend's Mom: No what happened?
My Mom: You got waisted....
Friends Mom: Did i make a fool of myself?
My Mom: Well if you call jumping on a dog screaming "Scooby, help me solve the mystery of the stolen gems!" normal than no not at all.


Oh i'm so full i cant eat another bite.....
"Who wants icecream?"
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Putting a quote in the funny category so more people see it.......

That Awkward moment where you get an oral answer wrong because you were looking at the wrong side of the paper so everyone stares at you like your mentally challenged

Dear dumb@zz guys on chat roulette,

Just because you say "wow, your the cutest girl i ever saw" before you ask us if we want to "have some fun" doesnt mean we will get so turned on that we will. Jackass

Sincerlly,
Every girl in the united states


That "oops" moment where your friend has to go to a feunaral and you say have fun see ya later. Their like -_- and your like oh sorry i didnt mean to say that.........

That awkward moment where Steve Erkle walks in your front door yelling "Hidde ho whinsloes!" then realizes he's in the wrong house so he just leaves.

Me: THIS QUOTE IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS! I'M GONNA GET A BUTT LOAD OF LIKES!!!
Witty: Pending approval
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE NUUUUGGETS!!!