RuinYourChildHood
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RuinYourChildhood
Aladdin.The sad truth.
Have you ever listened to the lyrics of the song when Aladdin and Jade were flying on the magic carpet?
"soaring, tumbling, freewheeling"
"on a magic carpet ride"
"hold your breath it gets better"
"over, sideways, under."
"indescribable feeling"
"on a magic carpet ride"
"hold your breath it gets better"
"over, sideways, under."
"indescribable feeling"
They were having intercourse. Of course the creators of the movie couldn't show the actual intercourse, so they replaced it with the magic carpet scene and let the lyrics of the song actually tell you what was going on.
RuinYourChildhood
Whinnie the Pooh. The sad truth.
Pooh: Eating Disorder
Tigger: ADHD/Attention Deficit
Eeyore: Depression
Piglet: Anxiety
Rabbit: OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Christopher Robin: Schizophrenia
Tigger: ADHD/Attention Deficit
Eeyore: Depression
Piglet: Anxiety
Rabbit: OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Christopher Robin: Schizophrenia
RuinYourChildhood
Fairly Odd Parents.The sad truth.
Timmy got into trouble often. He would write on walls with
permanent marker, throw his clothes all over the place, and bully
kids in daycare. “Cosmo and Wanda told me to do it”
he would say referring to his two stuffed animals. He seemed
attached to those animals. His parents were worried. He would
spend all day and night talking to his animals. His parents tried
to take them away, but Timmy would throw a big tantrum every time
they did so. The parents had hired a babysitter to take some
weight of their shoulders. The babysitter, named Vicky, was nice
but Timmy thought differently. Timmy often through fits when she
was around. He would throw toys at her, and throw his food on the
ground. These small fits eventually turned into a murder. Timmy
killed Vicky after she told him to it was time to take a bath.
Timmy threw a tantrum, and stabbed Vick repeatedly. Despite
having dementia, Timmy was smart enough to hide Vicky’s
body in the one place no one was intelligent enough to look;
under the floor boards. When Timmy was at daycare, his house
caught on fire. Everything in his house, including his praised
stuffed animals, was destroyed. Even worse than that his parents
died in the fire as well. Since all of his relatives had gone
crazy, Timmy was placed in an orphanage. Timmy spent the rest of
his life at the orphanage staring into space. He spent hours a
day fantasying about his life. Cosmo and Wanda were there, and
could grant his every wish. His parents were not crazy, loved
him, and were occasionally stupidly funny. He decided he did not
want to live his life anymore, and transfer to his new perfect
one. He killed himself by jumping out of a window, and landing on
a car. What Timmy thought to be his living heaven, was actually
the opposite. What he did not see in his dreams was Vicky. She
was the opposite of what Timmy had been in real life. She would
cause him eternal misery, and there would be no escaping this
world
RuinYourChildhood
Peanuts (Charlie Brown).The sad truth.
All of Charlie Brown's friends are imaginary. You know how very time he attempts to kick the football Lucy holds, she pulls it away and he trips over himself? The reason the football is always "pulled away" is because there is no football...and there is no Lucy... Charlie Brown is a young boy in a low-income family. He has no real friends or siblings. He has his real dog Snoopy, who really isn't friendly towards him, so his "imaginary" snoopy goes on adventures and has his own exciting life as an excuse to why he doesnt bother with him. Ever notice how most of the holiday episodes are gloomy? It's because that's how it really is, but in the end they always turn out good...in his imaginary world that is. Not receiving letters on Valentines day, receiving rocks on Halloween, getting a skinny dying tree for Christmas...that's all real...the ends of those episodes are what he makes up in his imagination. Ever wonder why you never hear the adults speak normally? It's because that's what Charlie thinks of what adults say. It's gibberish he doesn't understand. At his age, he doesn't know what the words "loan" or "bankrupt" or "foreclosure" means. So in his imagination all adults speak in a silly non-understandable voice.
RuinYourChildhood
Scooby-Doo. The sad truth.
It’s all Shaggy’s drug induced imagination, he’s a stoner, and never amounted to anything in his life. When Shaggy was younger he had a puppy named Scooby Doo who was his only friend since all the other children constantly bullied him for being different. Sadly, Scooby became ill after being hit by a van (much like the same build as the mystery machine) and was never the same again. Then Scooby was put down shortly after because they never thought he would get better. Shaggy was so depressed and confused that he started having strange hilucinations about capturing monsters.
RuinYourChildhood
Adventure Time w/ Finn & Jake The sad truth.
Marceline.. I can imagine that she was that Goth kid in Middle School that everyone avoided. Finn had a few classes with her and would always sit next to her due to having close last names. When partner work was called for he would always tag up with her since no one else would. For their first few partner projects, Finn was terrified of the music loving Goth. But for one project, when they had to work together at Finn’s house, she let it slip that her father was neglectful and an alcoholic who would try to force her to do things she didn’t wish to. Her escape from her troublesome home life was in her music, hence why they’re usually about her problems and at a slow tempo. Finn saw her in a differently after that and began to hang out with her. He introduced her and the girl who inspired PB. For the most part they got along well, but they had their moments where their differences got to much in the way and they would fight, always to make up in the end. A normal thing.
RuinYourChildhood
"Friday" By Rebecca Black. The sad truth.
The driver of the car he was assassinated in's name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat...). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody's Russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl—got to have cereal). Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students (got to catch my bus...)
RuinYourChildhood
Garfield. The sad truth.
Garfield, the over-fed, pampered cat is actually a starving stray. His life of comfort and over-indulgence is the product of his simple, and aversive animal night. His body is able to survive the harsh winter nights in the open alleys because his mind denies this fact and instead tells him he's in a warm cat-bed. He survives the crippling hunger-pains of not eating for several days because his brain tells him that they're pains form eating too much lasagna. Garfield in reality may even be regularly abused by humans and chased by dogs, thusly why in his delusions he's mentally superior to both the human and the canine he knows. He's already coping in the survival part of the brain, why not cope in the sociological one? Anyways, theory goes that Garfield is in a family with Jon and Odie, and has interactions with all the other characters. However, this is all within his mind, as he suddenly wakes up from the nightmare one day, to find the real world a cold, desolate, and abandoned place. Where he once found food, he now finds nothing, and his warmth and shelter are completely devoid, as if the world has suddenly died. Garfield cannot comprehend this, and begins hallucinating. Since then, all of the strips of Garfield have been created by his twisted imagination as he slowly starves to death in his abandoned house.
RuinYourChildhood
The rugrats. The sad truth.
The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Imagination. Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time. Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live. The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins.