RunWithScissorz

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I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
I haven't fed it in 6 years
 



 

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When a girl wants a kiss: They stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move. 
When a guy wants a kiss: They hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time and they get close to your face. 
When I want a kiss: 
I stare at you from a distance and sob uncontrollably because I am ugly and noone likes me.





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Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.

"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.

like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:

\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and  you can  see  in  my  face that i hate it, i'm like

~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and  i'm just  like,

".....you win."
 

 
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I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.
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Demi is a brunette and has bangs

Selena is back on Disney.

Miley is back in the recording studio

 Justin is single
.  
 Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009 

 


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Backstreet Boys: "What Makes You Different (makes you beautiful)"
One Direction: "What Makes You Beautiful"
Backstreet Boys: "It's Gotta Be You"
One Direction:"Gotta Be You"
Backstreet Boys:"More Than That"
One Direction:"More Than This"
Backstreet Boys:"I Want It That Way"
One Direction:"I Want"
Backstreet Boys:"Love Will Keep You Up All Night"
One Direction:"Up All Night"

So tell me again how original One Direction is
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Yahoo! Answers

Resolved Question

Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?

-____-

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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.

Even though I went to school.
 

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"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on

"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella

"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair

"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight

"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.




NMQ
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   How I got out of doing the dishes           My mom: Do the dishes
           Me: *places sock on counter*
           My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
           Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
           My mom: wait what?
           Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF 
           Me: *runs to room*

           nmq


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In a middle school full of:

-bullies
-insane teachers 
-& gross school lunches

Ned Bigby (that's me) and my two best friends try to do the impossible:

Create a guide that helps YOU survive school.

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

*results may vary

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