A woman who was 5 months pregnant fell into a coma. She
awoke 4 months later, and asked the doctor what had happened to her
babies.
Doctor: You
had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.
Woman: Not my brother! He's the biggest idiot!
What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well that
isn't so bad, what did he name the boy?
Baby, I love you. I never want to
let you go. The more I think
about, the more I want to let you
know.
--- That everything you do,
Is super f-cking
cute, and I can't stand it.