Sagittarius

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486 5 BravoSierra BravoSierra
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The Big Bang Theory #15
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
- Season 3, Episode 10


 

 

287 1 EvilAngel EvilAngel
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Person at my school: *breathes*
Me: Can you not?

905 0 BravoSierra BravoSierra
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Me: Dude, pass it.
Friend: What? The chips? 
Me: No, the table.
 

414 1 ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
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What if websites had closing hours
607 26 Juliiiaaaxox Juliiiaaaxox
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I'm having one of those unattractive days.
I mean years.
I mean lives.


 
888 0 lozza821 lozza821
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Cop: Pull over!!
Me: Actually, it's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.
95 1 hanna1995 hanna1995
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Apparently you're not allowed to have problems if you aren't a starving African child.

200 4 AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
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I want to punch you in the mouth with my lips.

243 1 AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
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Never underestimate a girls
   love for he favorite band. Never think for  e v e n   a   m i n u t ethat she won't (defend them), to her death.
   Because it's not just  the music that makes that band her favorite. It's the guys, the gals. It's the fans. People  
   whom of which she has interacted with thanks to the band. That band might have  s a v e d   h e r   l i f e, 
   or just made her smile everyday. That band has never broke her heart and has yet to leave her.
    |{( No wonder she finds such joy in her music. )}|     //////////////////////////// ♥
(keegster's format)
 


 
316 18 mayday mayday
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