I'm convinced One
Direction's management operates like a secret spy
organization
*inside
management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean*
: *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual*
Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual
tendencies): Code Rainbow.
Analyst: I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow.
Analyst: This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
: *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt
left and right*
Assistant: *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather*
Assistant: Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The
Larry tag has peaked at an estimated 2.5 gifs per second.
What's our plan of action?
Head of Management: *lovingly pets white Persian cat who
purrs contently*
Head of Management: *slowly turns around in chair*
*pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face
complete with eyepatch*
Head of Management: Call in the beard.
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