SamiLennon

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Joined: January 7, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: November 26
user id: 261064
Gender: F
Lmao just found this account from 3 years ago.... 😂😂

Quotes by SamiLennon


My boyfriends like my trampoline <3

...I dont have a trampoline ...
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me : can i go to the bathroom?
teacher  : i dont know ,can you?
me:
teacher:
me: yeah i can *walks out*

~true story~
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Dear Wiity,
You are not facebook ,
so please, please,
please,
stop changing every 10 seconds.
Sincerely.
SamiLennon <3
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*makes a status about how a guy is a player*

*different guy chats me*

him: whyd you make a stauts about me?

me: actully its not about you but hey, if the shoe fits

~true story~

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PLOT TWIST: He makes me a sandwich 

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Plot Twist: When you eat you lose weight
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So yeah..im sick of being judged for everything i do in life... 

im looking for a witty best friend (:

preferably older than 13

i dont care about religion  or gender or your sexuality
but i want to have like a texting biddie and a facebook buddie (:

any takers <3
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My Mega Blonde Moments... -.-



When you find out that Cap Cod isnt a state 

When you find out Rhode Islad is a state

When you think San Fransico is in Chicago -.- 
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a push up bra is like a bag of chips..you open it up, and its half empty!
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*thinks of an amazing quote

witty: predicts 859 faves and 50 comments
me: ha yeah maybe 1 if im lucky
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