My friend: Trust me
Me on the inside: How can I trust you if you let me down, stabbed
me in the back, and broke me!?
My conscious: It's called forgiveness
Girl 1: You biscuit eating bulldog
Guy: What the french toast
Girl 1: Did u think i would'nt find out about your doo doo headed
cootie queen?!
Girl 2 : who are you calling a cootie queen ya' lint licker?!
Fave if you know where this is from