Sandie

Status: Finally the summer holidays
Joined: October 9, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: July 14
user id: 225268
Location: somewhere between the Tardis and the internet and tumblr and the fridge so yeah
Gender: F



In order to fight monsters,
we created monsters.

 My Tumblr  The Best Band Ever  My Other † Becky, Le Bestie † Noor, Le Bestie

My name's Sandile, your average fourteen year old girl living in England,
I'm madly in love with a band that doesn't know I exist & a madman who wears bow ties and lives in a blue box.
Like everyone else on Witty I'm in a never-ending relationship with food & internet connection.
I'm easily sucked into fandoms
(right now I'm currently in love with Raleigh Becket)

Sandie's Favorite Quotes


Profiles that are super long because the owner puts too many pictures in the body of it





boyfri(end)
girlfri(end)
best fri(end)
inter(forever)net


 
Some fashion tips

How to dress for your shape: 

Are you human-shaped? Play up confidence by wearing whatever the f.uck you want.

As the weather gets warmer:
Continue to wear whatever the f.uck you want. Dress to make yourself feel good.

How to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body


*points to ur lap* is this seat taken




 

''the internet taught me more than school did''

shut up school taught you how to read, write and how to f/kin use the internet so don't give me that cr
åp





 

This quote does not exist.

i just heard somebody call real life "the outernet"

excuse me while i never say 'real life' again




do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone's cheeks

and hold their head there in your hands

and looking back into their eyes

and then violently jerk their head on a right angle

and snap their neck





          Me: *opens witty*
          Witty: Please sign in.
          Me: *signs in*
          Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
          Me: Then why
          Me: the fück
          Me: did you tell me
          Me: to sign
          Me: in.





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