SantaClause

Status: No, I'm not gonna say Ho Ho Ho on request.
Joined: November 7, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 337739
Location: Lapland
Gender: M

 

Hello there!
Merry Christmas.
Leave a message and
I'll get back to you!

Please note, orders for a)humans b)fictional
characters c)orders over 50kg
are improbable. Many thanks.



♥

 


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*y i k e s* 1 decade ago
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Do you have elves make your own gifts?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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We used too - but they're that bit too clumsy to make i-pods etc. So I just give them the "made in china" stamp and they go wild!
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*y i k e s* 1 decade ago
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Ahahahah. Easy prank
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_behind_these_green_eyes 1 decade ago
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I love you.
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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You poppet :)
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maxxvolume13 1 decade ago
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Santa, can you get my parents to accept me for Christmas?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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I can try - but know that you are perfect just the way you are. Accept yourself, that's the best gift.
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maxxvolume13 1 decade ago
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Thank you X)
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted 1 decade ago
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You still owe me a unicorn :c
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Awfully sorry. Got a bit of a back-log. I'll work on it.
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted 1 decade ago
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Thanks, preferably pink c:
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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And sparkles? They're free this year.
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Ethanol 1 decade ago
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SANTA, I WANT ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! last year, you forgot to give me -.- now this year maybeee?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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I can't DO humans!!!! Sorry!!
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Ethanol 1 decade ago
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oh so pls can u give me 3 iPod touch 5 One Direction cases.
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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I'll try!
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jane :-)* 1 decade ago
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You still owe me a pony from when I was five. :c
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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I'm so sorry. Did you put the right address on the letter?
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Hey Santa do you like Ireland?
Come visit me soon ok.
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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You're scheduled in for about a months time!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Woo. Do you want me to leave you out some Guinness or something?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Do they do it in bottles I could take home? better not be caught drunk-driving.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I'll leave those out for you. See ya in a month!
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Quite so! See you then!
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roseth0rn 1 decade ago
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Can you visit me for Hanukkah?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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I've always wanted to visit Sonnenschein, I'd love to!
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maxxvolume13 1 decade ago
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I'm guessing that you probably get tired of cookies after so many houses, so how do you feel about authentic, homemade Polish kolaczki? :3
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Always a delight to stumble across something new! Thank you so much, I'll look forward to it greedily!
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maxxvolume13 1 decade ago
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No problem Santa, make sure to take some time to relax during this busy season :3
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xxxtheicekillerxxx 1 decade ago
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Which does Miss Clause prefer? Tampax or Kotex?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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She refuses to answer and has thrown a pot plant at me.
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aquacrayonxo11 1 decade ago
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Can I have All Time Low for Christmas? :D
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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When did things like pencils or face paint stop being popular!?! If my elves get done for kidnapping, I'm done for!
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aquacrayonxo11 1 decade ago
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Sorry, Santa. Mat I have a box of 72 crayons and a disney princess coloring book?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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I'd be delighted! charming young lady!
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MyInsaneLogic 1 decade ago
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Can I just have a ton of notebooks, and a ton of sharpies for christmas? i love to write. OH. and maybe Ed Sheeran too. Since it would be nice to meet my husband....
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Yes to the first, yes to the second, Ed's alrady warned me that I can't rent him out. Sorry!
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mrslillyhoran 1 decade ago
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Can I have One Direction for Christmas?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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If I said "yes" to one of these requests, I'd have world war 3 on my hands. Sorry love.
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mrslillyhoran 1 decade ago
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HAHAHA. It's ok:)
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ImSailingAway 1 decade ago
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Uhmmm can i have this kid brendo for Christmas? It would make my life :D
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Naked or gift wrapped?
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gingerfox3 1 decade ago
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i would like a unicorn for christmas...
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Not this year, I'm so sorry. DEFRA are monitoring me very carefully :L
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gingerfox3 1 decade ago
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DERFA?
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Farming regulation. Monitor stock very carefully. Ton of paperwork. I could get you a beanie baby unicorn put on order?
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send_me_a_smile 1 decade ago
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okay sorry that was just funny
bye
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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You're safe this year! See you soon!
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send_me_a_smile 1 decade ago
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yay!!!!!
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send_me_a_smile 1 decade ago
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oh please santa, dont tell me im on the naughty list! *on the verge of crying*
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ilovehoagies 1 decade ago
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What kind of Cookies do you Like? I'm Making Peanut butter cookie for You this Year :>
See you soon!
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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My favorite!! Thank you very much Claire!
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sky* 1 decade ago
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Bring me Channing Tatum and nobody gets hurt, fat man.
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Naughty list. Sorry.
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sky* 1 decade ago
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I'm a different kind of naughty, though. c;
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ThatsSoMeee 1 decade ago
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hello Santa C:
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SantaClause 1 decade ago
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Hello Elena! You're getting a bundle of self-confidence. You're a lovely girl.
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