Santamybaby

*Bangs into wall*
Friend: Did you just walk into the wall?
Me: No, I was trying to get to Hogwarts.

                                  

                                   Cashier: Have a nice day!
                                   Me: Don't tell me what to do.
 

LONG BUT WORTH READING
 

Is it just me but I think every singer/songwriter should get together and put every inspirational lyric into 1 song. To me that would be amazing and I would listen to it every friggin hour of every friggin day!

For example:
When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
 .Bruno Mars

Go on and try to tear me downI will be rising from the ground

Demi Lovato


I'm beautiful in my own way cause' God makes no mistakes
Lady Gaga

You are beautiful in every single way cause' words can't bring you down
Christina Aguilara

Cause baby you’re a firework. Come on, show ‘em what you’re worth.
Katy Perry

I was born to be somebody. A’int nothing that’s ever gonna stop me
 Justin Beiber

Well, you can take me down with just one single blow. But you don’t know what you don’t know. Someday I’ll be living in a big old city and all you’re ever gonna be is mean
 Taylor Swift


There is loads more but these are just a few please comment any others you like x

 C







 

If you have something to say about me,
write it on a peice of paper like all the others then shove it up your a**!

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What to do before I die.

If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."

Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.

Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"

Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.

Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."

Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.

Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."

Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.

Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."

Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."

Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.

Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood

Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.

Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.

Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"

Go trick-or-treating on April 1st

Find fat lady. Ask her to sing