SarahDGirl

Status: Peopfast
Joined: July 10, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: April 12
user id: 316389
Location: The other side of your mirror
Gender: F
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Quotes by SarahDGirl






A dyslexic man walks into a bra.








What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV?
It's not like you had me fooled.
What's behind all that blur?
An umbrella?
An elephant?









Mom 3 hours ago:
We'll only be staying for 30 minutes.





If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room, all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi
because I'm sure as hel/ gonna see why it ain't working.




That weird moment
when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.

 

That awkward moment

when youre being sarcastic
and someone believes you.


 

I hate when I loose stuff at school,
like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.


 

Why I don't like some people:
1% An actual logical reason.
99% I just don't.



 

I will stop loving you
when Spongebob gets his driving license.


 

Me: I'd like a coke, please.
Waitress: Is pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?