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SarahDGirl
Status:
Peopfast
Joined:
July 10, 2012
Last Seen:
9 years
Birthday:
April 12
user id:
316389
Location:
The other side of your mirror
Gender:
F
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Quotes by SarahDGirl
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV?
It's not like you had me fooled.
What's behind all that blur?
An umbrella?
An elephant?
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Mom 3 hours ago:
We'll only be staying for 30 minutes.
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If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room, all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi
because I'm sure as hel/ gonna see why it ain't working.
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when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.
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That awkward moment
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I hate when I loose stuff at school,
like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.
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school
Why I don't like some people:
1% An actual logical reason.
99% I just don't.
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