SarahLee3494

Status: The only guys I seem to like are the fictional ones.
Joined: June 6, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 362346
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Gender: F

Quotes by SarahLee3494

I should win an Academy Award for every time I pretend not to see someone I know in public.
If I were a serial killer, my name would be "The Suspense" so my victims would be like "Oh know the Suspense is killing me!!" and we would both get a good laugh right before I kill them.
If Jesus could walk on water, could he swim on land? #Deep

So get back, back, back to where we lasted.Just like I imagine.I could never feel this way.So get back, back, back to the disaster.My heart's beating faster.Holding on to feel the same.

If fear didn't exist I would run up to you and kiss you and tell you I love you ♡♡
Lol jkjk I would eat 3 boxes of Oreos without the fear of getting fat.
If fear didn't exist I would run up to you and kiss you and tell you I love you ♡♡
Lol jkjk I would eat 3 boxes of Oreos without the fear of getting fat.
Seriously considering opening a pizza place and naming it Another One Bites the Crust.
I feel the same way about turtles as I do Asian people.
If they're not ninjas, I'm not interested.

My ex boyfriend had this weird fetish where he would dress up like himself and then act like a freaking Dick all of the time.

Remember when I tried?I never strayed too far from youForever by your sideNo matter what I was going throughBut now I never know the things to say to youThat help me prove that I'm still on your sideI never show just what you do to meGuess I'm what's always wrong

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