SarahSmilesatStyles
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I don't want to be everything to everyone, but something to someone
Joined: June 19, 2012
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user id: 309918
Location: Australia
Gender: F
Joined: June 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 309918
Location: Australia
Gender: F
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Hey :)
My names Sarah and I'm a person that still believes in pinky promises and best friends for life (even though I know it's not true) I'm a really easy person to get a long with and it takes me a long time to hate. Witty is a place a love to come and escape the reality of this world :) I really don't know what to write anymore so yea
TAKE CARE Xx
My names Sarah and I'm a person that still believes in pinky promises and best friends for life (even though I know it's not true) I'm a really easy person to get a long with and it takes me a long time to hate. Witty is a place a love to come and escape the reality of this world :) I really don't know what to write anymore so yea
TAKE CARE Xx
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SCHOOLS OUT!
Fav if schools out for you! It is for me!
Readers
It's Lizzie. I know I made a quote a few days ago saying that I was back to writing. But recently I've been having a tough time with classes and work and I'm just too busy. You know I don't want to do this, but I can't write anymore. You're all beautiful, and your support over the past few months has been amazing. Emma is such a great writer, and I think we can all agree that she's gonna go far, no matter what.
I love you all, and it has been a truly amazing experience writing on witty. I will never forget all our readers and followers, ever.
Emma, you're the best. Really, I cannot express how much writing with you meant to me. Remember me when your books become a NY Times Bestseller. I hope everyone understands.
Stay classy!
-Lizzie(:
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Hurricane
Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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Brothers Best Friend
Chapter 13
"Are you expecting someone? I didn't invite anyone over..." I said, wondering if Harry had invited somebody over since the doorbell just rang.
"No, but I'll get it." he said, getting off the couch and walking over to the door.
"It's for you Ashley." he said, giving me a warning look as we crossed paths when I went to see who it was.
"Danielle?" I questioned, shocked that she was here. What did she want?
"Well, well. If it isn't Miss 'I'm gonna steal your boyfriend.' We need to talk." she said, an attitude in her voice that I didn't like.
I walked to the kitchen, so Harry could hear our conversation if I needed his help. Which hopefully I wouldn't.
"What's up?" I asked casually, as if nothing was wrong.
"Liam and I broke up. He was so caught up on this girl, and even admitted to kissing her while we were still together. Do you know anything about this?"
"No, and I'm sorry to hear about you and Liam." I said, playing dumb.
"Oh SHUT UP." she said, grabbing my hair, making my flinch.
"You kissed my boyfriend. I thought I told you to stay away from him. I will make your life a living hell if you don't back off." she said, her voice loud and even.
"You should leave." I said, raising my own voice.
"And you should stay away from Liam. After all, you wouldn't want me to tell everybody your dirty little secret, would you?" she asked, a devilish glare in her eyes. What was she talking about?
"That's right. Crystal told me." she said, glaring at me.
Suddenly I realized what she was talking about. My mind flashed back to a week before Homecoming, when I sat cross-legged on my bed, revealing the only secret I kept from anybody to my best friend, Crystal.
"Please Danielle. I'll stay away from him. You must really hate me." I said, tears forming in my eyes. No Ashley, you can't give Danielle the satisfaction of making you cry. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath.
"Well, yeah. I do." she admitted.
"Get out of my house." I said, pointing to the door. She didn't move, so I screamed even louder.
"Just don't mess with me. I can be your worst nightmare."
She glared at me again, slowly making her way to the side door before turning around, opening her mouth to say something more.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" I screamed, and at this point, Harry walked into the kitchen and pushed her towards the door.
"Hey, are you alright? What did she say?" Harry asked, trying to comfort me.
"Nothing. She just told me to stay away from Liam." I said, wiping my eyes.
“Hey now,”
Harry put his hand on my back and rubbed slightly, which only caused me to feel like I was a child again.
“Don’t worry. I’m glad they broke up.”
I turned up and met his eyes, and sighed a shaky breath.
“Oh really.”
I let out a stifled laugh, rolling my eyes. I felt completely alone and depressed, want to just fall asleep and never wake up.
“Totally. She was way too bitchy for my liking.”
He got me to smile at that one.
At least I had someone like Harry on my side.
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sorry guys, I wanted to upload this yesterday but I didn't feel like writing. One of my friends from school passed away this weekend, so it's been a rough start. She wasnted a close friend, but still a girl I grew up with and was my friend. Anyway, hope you all enjoy((:
- Emma
suddenly it hits you.
that mood.
all you want is to be home.
all you want is a hug.
your throat closes up.
your mind shudders.
you want a big glass of water.
you want to sit down and curl up into a ball.
you want to just cry.
and the worst part?
you have no idea what made you feel this way.
"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"
Crying yourself to sleep at night..
and then waking up and acting like nothing happened
