when a girl wants to kiss
you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles
her fingers, and waits for you to make the
move
when a boy wants
to kiss you: he smiles nervously, tilts his head
slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a
move
when I want to kiss you: I
look at you from a distance and start sobbing about how ugly I am
and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately