SarahUrsini

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Joined: December 10, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: March 5
user id: 248876
Location: Connecticut
Gender: F

Quotes by SarahUrsini



Plot Twist: The Devil wears Crocs
 


when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles her fingers, and waits for you to make the move

when a boy wants to kiss you: he smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move

when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately

 
 I love graffiti.
Not the kind that's there just because soemone wanted to a rebel.
I love the art.


mom: what did you learn in school today?
me:
 that I hate everyone even more than I thought
 


me halfway through anything: I don't want to do this anymore 


 


me: you should make me cookies
my boyfriend: why?

me: because I like cookies
my boyfriend: why don't you make them?
me: because I'm too lazy to make them myself and besides, I'm adorable when I eat
my boyfriend: well you always eat
me: exactly, therefore I am always adorable
my boyfriend: you make one compelling argument, alright I'll make you cookies

 


me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we write

me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: what do we do
me in class: how do we do this
me in class: what 
 


me: oh I look nice in theis picture
me: I'm gonna use it as my profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 46 years

 

If you think I hate you, I probably do
 

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