SarcasticRandomUnicorn

Status: ...
Joined: November 12, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 374734
Location: Where-ever the unicorns are
Gender: F
I'm an a$$hole. Have a problem? Too fricking bad. You can report me for all I care.

Don't expect me to sugar-coat things for you.
I have different opinions. Deal with it.
I say whatever I think. I don't have a filter. "Filters are for coffee and cigarettes." (Simon from 'City of Bones')

Ugh... I can't swear here. :/ I guess I do have a filter here.

I'm pretty weird a lot of the time. I can be nice, but I wouldn't bet on it if I were you.

I have problems, but so does everyone, so I suck it up.

I'm an atheist. I believe religion makes next to no sense and I refuse to believe in something simply for the purpose of "making myself feel better".
I choose to see the ugly truth of this world, instead of blinding myself with a seemingly beautiful lie.

I'm not stupid. Far from it.
I'm not crazy, I'm insane.
I hate ignorance and stupidity.
Don't talk to me unless you know how to write properly. Is that too much to ask? I guess so, considering the never-ending supply of morons on the internet.

I create my own quotes and poems. If I post one that isn't mine (which most likely isn't going to happen), you will always see the name of the real author underneath it.
I DO NOT COPY OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK.

I hate the fact that most people here always just repost a bunch quotes from Tumblr or whatever. And then 50 million others do the same thing.


People who favourited my earlier quotes or followed me for them may have noticed they are now missing.
I took them down, since I found many of them too personal to keep them posted on the internet.

Quote Comments by SarcasticRandomUnicorn

SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7026124
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Good. Jesus was an .
As an advocate for fig tree rights I do not condone his behavior.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7019195
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Probably the most brilliant quote about love I have ever read.
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Delicate* 9 years ago on quote #7019195
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Thank you ❤️
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7015387
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I'm bisexual, yet I still have next to no dating options because I hate almost everyone.
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Baberz145 9 years ago on quote #7015387
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well trust me that's how I felt for awhile than that girl came into my life and I felt like I couldn't live without her and now she is gone like what did I do wrong to make her leave me like that........
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7015390
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I'm going to go yell this at my ex now. XD
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7010179
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Thank you. :)
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7010179
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I'm an atheist. The end. Don't like that? Too bad.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7010195
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THANK YOU!
It's about time someone said this on Witty.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7010262
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Things like swimming pools are also a big waste of drinking water. That doesn't stop people from having them.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009577
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And that is the best relationship goal I have ever seen.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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Good. At least you can do that, unlike most people here.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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It's really the same for most pages on Witty. Don't worry.
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[deleted] 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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maybe, except that I don't steal quotes from anyone, i write all of mine
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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Good. At least you can do that, unlike most people here.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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[deleted] 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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Haha, no actually I was referring to my own page...saying that there are no cute, clever quotes, on my page, mostly depressing stuff,
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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It's really the same for most pages on Witty. Don't worry.
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[deleted] 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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maybe, except that I don't steal quotes from anyone, i write all of mine
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009534
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Good. At least you can do that, unlike most people here.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009444
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I am a potato.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009555
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I know. It sucks living in a first world country. It sucks having every opportunity in the world. It sucks that the biggest problems you have are not feeling like you fit in. You do realize that many people's homes are places of fear and hate where they get no sense of peace, and that many people don't even have homes to live in. You had enough fingers to type this post, a computer or phone to write it on, and only four stupid problems to rant about. Looks like that's going well for you.
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hello_universe 9 years ago on quote #7009555
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I know there are far worse stuff going on in other people's life. I'm not telling anyone to feel sorry for me or give me sympathy. I write what i'm feeling and this was just how i was feeling. And for your information, this is not my biggest problem. You don't know what's going on in my life besides these "four stupid problems". So please just leave me alone. Thanks
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009195
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You get this waffle that may or may not be poisoned. --> # Enjoy.
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beyondsanity 9 years ago on quote #7009195
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Holy mixed up mother goose. I don't even like waffles, but hell, I'll take it.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009195
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Congratulations. You have just won the internet.
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beyondsanity 9 years ago on quote #7009195
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DO I GET A PRIZE
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009195
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You get this waffle that may or may not be poisoned. --> # Enjoy.
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beyondsanity 9 years ago on quote #7009195
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Holy mixed up mother goose. I don't even like waffles, but hell, I'll take it.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #6904535
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Those math skillz.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #6863984
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People have crushes who AREN'T attractive? Really? **''~{(OoO)}~''** HOW???
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009270
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It's called life. Enjoy it instead of worrying about what everyone else thinks.
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn 9 years ago on quote #7009232
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**you're
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