Savannahxaleese

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Joined: February 1, 2011
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Gender: F

You are beautiful.
ABOUT ME;
Savannah. 17. romantic at heart. lover of peace. trying to get back on Witty, I've been away for a while! Thank you all for your support and kind words :)

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Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
                      Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
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one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute

one third of me:lets just makeout, yeah kissing. and be slutty. friends with benefits! i dont need a relationship

one third of me: screw everyone I hate people
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the awkward moment


when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale...
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"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life." -Easy A♥ 
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the awkward moment
 when Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry try to out do Lady Gaga's outfit and she just strolls in, as a man..
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BeNiceToEveryoneYouMeet;
they`re facing battles you have no idea about.

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  *worst places to get your period:

-while on a plane
-on you birthday (gee, thanks for the gift mother nature!)
-when your on vacation
 -when your on a date (why are you crying? this is an action movie?? SHUT  UP!!)
-the first day of school
-ANYTIME you want to go swimming (because who doesnt want to shove something up there)
-when you have to sleep in a bed other than your own (okay so i have 3 pads on, 2 pairs of  shorts and am sleeping on a  sweatshirt. im good! *next morning* oh sh*t!!!!!)
- when your sick
-on a holiday
-at a school dance



*fav if you have gotten your special gift :p at any of these times. comment any i missed:)

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THE AWKWARD MOMENT  

when you go visit a previous teacher and they don’t remember you. 

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THE AWKWARD MOMENT

when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps. 


  
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