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The relieved feeling when;
you do something embarrassing,
and no one witnessed it;
except your friend.
Then the mortified feeling when;
they tell  e v e r y o n e.

While at school;
we had a substitute.
After him spending;
ten minutes trying to:
figure   out,
how to pronounce the name;
"C a y l o n"
He finally gave up,
& started calling the kid;
"C r a y o n."
 

Caylon is pronounced k-lawn. The sub kept calling him Caitlin before he stuck with crayon xD

I find it funny how;
the majority of:
"We will never forget"
9 / 11    q u o t e s,
are from people,
that were most likely too;
y o u n g,
to even know what;
was   going   on;
at the time.

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The moment I wake up;
I reach for my smiley face cup,
& get a little pour from you,
forever and ever you'll be in my;
f r i d g e,
& I will drink you
forever and ever together we'll;
l  i  v  e,
to be without you would mean;
boring black coffee for me.
-My all time favorite commercial ❤-

 

Wanted:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Please only read lines 1,3, and 5.

-saw it on facebook-

Your stupidity;
is giving me a:
h e a d a c h e.

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H o n e s t l y ;
some of you can be:
h y p o c r i t e s.
You'll comment on one;
q  u  o  t  e,
telling a girl that;
"Everyone's beautiful"
but then you go & make a;
q u o t e    s a y i n g:
that your crush,
is going out with an;
u g l y    s l u t.
It's like;
I thought everyone was;
b e a u t i f u l.

I don't care.
I don't!
S e r i o u s l y,
why would I care?
Does this look like the;
f a c e,
of someone that cares?
O k a y,
I   c a r e,
but just a little;
I   s w e a r.

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My sister's;
kitten,
was just on;
'death's door'
a few hours later,
after constant,
p r a y i n g,
and feeding her,
she is back to;
getting into:
t r o u b l e.
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