ScreamingHippos

Always end the name of your child with a vowel,

So that when you yell, their name will carry.

nmf

Behind every  g r e a t  man -
Is a woman rolling her eyes

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When your friend says you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible..
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That Awkward Moment When
Your garbage goes out more than you do..