Secret42

Status: I'm trying to make more quotes but I have no ideas :(.
Joined: October 7, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: November 5
user id: 333518
Location: Unicorn Land

 

                                                        Secret42
Hi!I'm secret42 as you know.And this is my profile.I joined witty because I've always scrolled through the quotes before and got ideas for quotes,too.Follow me and I'll follow back.Fav one of my quotes and I'll follow you,then fav as many quotes from you as I can.No scam.I promise.I'm obsessed with happy bunny(And also dear dumb diary) since I keep on quoting them.And I'm obsessed with books like Deardumbdiary,Dork diaries,Amelia's notebook,Diary of a wimpy kid,Daphne's diary of daily disasters.And books like that.I dont jock my quotes,and I use other peoples formats for my quotes.I guess thats it.Bye!  
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Secret42's Favorite Quotes

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How is Spongebob a sponge if
everyone in his family are chocolate
chip cookies
Two girls take a selfie together,
"Lol, they look totes amazeballs, they must be having so much fun!"
Two bous take a selfie together,
"Omygod they look so gay...-.-"

Solikeyehokaii

"Always remember that the most beautiful curve on your body is your smile"
-Jai Brooks
:)
Don't think of yourself
as an ugly person.

Think of yourself
as a beautiful monkey.

Adventures of my Dad

Episode #6: Toilet Texting

*My dad decided to text me while on the toilet*

Dad: U need to start getting ready 4 the concert.
Me: Ure gross.
Dad: Tnks. Thts a good thing right?
Me:  Ew stop texting me from the toilet dad
DadI AM ON MY THRONE

 
Where
Were
You,
When
Everything
Was
Falling
Apart?




Normal people at lunch at school: *Eats and talks*
My friends and I at lunch: *Sees who can scream marajuana the loudest without getting caught*

When life knocks you down, simply get up and

say, "You hit like a little b.itch."

 
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
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