Status: I'm outtie
Joined: May 4, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: May 17
user id: 297393
Location: Australia
Gender: F

Hi. I'm pretty lame and so are my quotes,
and that's about it.
love from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman.
My quotes are generally funny & are supposed to be humorous, so don't take anything too seriously here plz 

My profile doesn't have much on it so i'll just put stuff i like here:
{+} Lorde, Little Mix, Dj Hero 2, Monopoly Deal, crepes, Disney, smoothies, froyo, CommunityChannel,The Neighbourhood, green tea kit kats, dogs, The Weeknd, Lana Del Rey, milk candy, brownies, mamon cake, chocolate chai latte, The 1975, llamas, American Horror Story, waffles, DavidSoComedy, Kingsley, How I Met Your Mother,  sherbet coated ice cream, animals, Marina and The Diamonds & sour patch kids.


Quotes by *crybaby*

me: what are taxes and how do i pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sèx falls out.
-Sylvia Plath

"So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today.
I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their
greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so."

Clueless (1995)

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there's a huge
difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about
school that you break down and cry



my last words are probably going to be "wait what"


remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet



idk what i'm doing with my life but i know i'm doing it wrong



with great power comes a great electricity bill


any girl to her dad in any tv show ever: i'm not your little girl anymore dad