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Quotes by SextingWhiteBoy

Don’t tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger. Don’t tell fat women to put down the fork. Don’t tell underweight men to bulk up. Don’t tell women with facial hair to wax, don’t tell uncircumcisedd men they’re gross, don’t tell muscular women to go easy on the dead-lift, don’t tell dark-skinned women to bleach their vaginnas, don’t tell black women to relax their hair, don’t tell flat-chested women to get breasst implants, don’t tell “apple-shaped” women what’s “flattering,” don’t tell mothers to hide their stretch marks, and don’t tell people whose toes you don’t approve of not to wear flip-flops. And so on, etc, etc, in every iteration until the mountains crumble to the sea. Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling other human beings what they “should” and “shouldn’t” do with their bodies unless a) you are their doctor, or b) SOMEBODY GODDAMNN ASKED YOU.
—  Lindy West, Thin Women: I’ve Got Your Back. Could You Get Mine? 

Life Hack: makeout with me and tell me I'm cute
Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name? Axl
2. How old are you? 16
3. What is your birthday? May 11th
4. What is your zodiac sign? idc
5. What is your favorite color? Black
6. What's your lucky number? 420
7. Do you have any pets? A dog
8. Where are you from? U.S
9. How tall are you? 5'11
10. What shoe size are you? 12
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A lot a lot a lot
12. What was your last dream about? I dont even remember
13. What talents do you have? None  suuck
14. Are you psychic in any way? Nopee
15. Favorite song? Anything by Artic Monkeys
16. Favorite movie? "The Conjouring"
17. Who would be your ideal partner? Idekk
18. Do you want children? Idk yet
19. Do you want a church wedding? No
20. Are you religious? Not at all Im a free spirit
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? A lot
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yupp
24. Baths or showers? Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing? Barefoot
26. Have you ever been famous? No
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
28. What type of music do you like? Anything thats good
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yupp 
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
31. What position do you usually sleep in? idk
32. How big is your house? Idk 
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I cant remember the last time i had breakfast 
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
35. Have you ever tried archery? No
36. Favorite clean word? Dont have one
37. Favorite swear word? I cant decide theyre all pretty great
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 4 days 
39. Do you have any scars?Lots and lots
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? no i'm too ugly
41. Are you a good liar? Yupp 
42. Are you a good judge of character? Yupp
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Idk
44. Do you have a strong accent? No
45. What is your favorite accent? I like raspy voices 
46. What is your personality type? You tell me
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Idk i spend most of my money on clothes soo
48. Can you curl your tongue? yupp
49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie.
50. Left or right handed? Left
51. Are you scared of spiders? Nahh
52. Favorite food? Steakk
53. Favorite foreign food? I like chinese food.....
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy
55. Most used phrased? Idk i dont use "phrases"
56. Most used word? F uuck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 15 min
58. Do you have much of an ego? nah 
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both
60. Do you talk to yourself? No
61. Do you sing to yourself? No
62. Are you a good singer? Idk
63. Biggest Fear? I have no fears (jk)
64. Are you a gossip? no
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Idk
66. Do you like long or short hair?Longish on the top
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yupp
68. Favorite school subject? Social Studies/History
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yupp 
71. What makes you nervous? Everything
72. Are you scared of the dark? Nope 
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
74. Are you ticklish? Nahh
75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nahh
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? idekk
77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes lmaoo
78. Have you ever done drugs? Yupp 
79. Who was your first real crush? Idk 
80. How many piercings do you have? 2
81. Can you roll your Rs?" yes
82. How fast can you type? pretty fast
83. How fast can you run? Idk
84. What color is your hair? Brown
85. What color is your eyes? Brown
86. What are you allergic to? Nothing
87. Do you keep a journal? No
88. What do your parents do? I dont have a mom but my dad does weird hippie sh/t
89. Do you like your age? No
90. What makes you angry? A lot of things
91. Do you like your own name? Nah its pretty dumb
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? idk I like the name Alaska
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Idk
94. What are you strengths? 
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name? My parents are weird rock and roll hippies
97. Were your ancestors royalty? Nahh not that ik of
98. Do you have any scars? I answered this already
99. Color of your bedspread? White
100. Color of your room? Black and grey

:credit to MadiCakes for this:
Get Your Chrystal Method On
My whole life I've obsessed over looks and meeting other peoples standereds 

So I made my own
If you call my smile ugly im never smiling again