SexyBeatGotSwag
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Hey there(: I'm Anh. I quote to express, not to impress.
Joined: November 10, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 236827
Location: Everett, WA
Gender: F
Joined: November 10, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 236827
Location: Everett, WA
Gender: F
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I have to admit,
I'm completely in love with you♥
I'm completely in love with you♥
Hey, I'm Anh (:
Fourteen.
Single like a pringle.
I quote to express, not to impress.
Follow for a Follow?
Ask me anything & I'll answer it truthfully (:
Fourteen.
Single like a pringle.
I quote to express, not to impress.
Follow for a Follow?
Ask me anything & I'll answer it truthfully (:
SexyBeatGotSwag's Favorite Quotes
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully
Teacher: Okay group project everyone, choose your partner
Me: *Looks over at my best friend*
Teacher: The topic is British pop bands, for example.. One Direction
Everyone: *Looks at me*
Me: Now you can't have me, you suddenly want me.
*In English talking about chivalry*
Teacher: Most people would say chivalry is dead
Kid: What is chivalry?
Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street?
Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her
Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself!
Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend
Everyone: *Dies of laughter*
me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face*
me: *trips and falls over own feet*
me: *leans chair too far back and loses balance*
me: *trips up the stairs*
me: *uncoordinated arm movements while running*
me: *plays with pen in class, pen flies out of hand*
me: *pokes self in eye while applying mascara*
Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.
Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously
the best thing.
"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and i'm just like,
".....you win."
"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and i'm just like,
".....you win."
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Fave for a honest opinion
from a guy;
Not doing it for faves I just want yous to have a
good day and I promise to do ALL of them
Like if
You think it's wrong for a guy to ask out a girl as a joke
I'm not doing this for likes.. i just want to know.
You think it's wrong for a guy to ask out a girl as a joke
I'm not doing this for likes.. i just want to know.
