SexyLlama

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Y o u   a r e   u n d e r


m y   c o m m a n d .


O k  f i n e   I   h a v e


a   c o n f e s s i o n . . .


I ' m   n o t   r e a l l y


a   s e x y    l l a m a . . .



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Quotes by SexyLlama

In Social Studies, we should learn about dinosaurs.
If history really does repeat itself,
as all social studies teachers say,
then I think we should be more
concerned about getting stomped on by
enormous man-eating dinosaurs than getting
our rights violated by King George || again.
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Acting like an idiot

in front of the person  

you like. ;)

❤

Not my format 
Not mine, credit to whoever
 
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cute


Remember when...
We used to get excited and run up to 
the ice cream truck
whenever you heard it's little theme song
  Playing outside?

Well... Yeah I still do that
XP
❤

 

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The awkward moment when...
You and someone else are in each other's way
in the hallway so you both juke to the left/right
and continue juking for 5 seconds until
 you finally pick a side.
 

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That awkward moment when...

You type "ho"

instead of "hi"
*Not my format*
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That awkward moment when...

You say "bye" to someone in the

hallway but both of you keep

walking the same way...

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Not my format (NeverBeenKissed)
Not mine, credit to whoever
 
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Teachers call it

cheating...


But I call it

teamwork!
 
☺

<3 Not mine, credit to whoever <3



 
 
 
 
 
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Never play leapfrog with

 

 

A unicorn.



Especially if you're a guy...

 

Not my format

 

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    No one will ever win ♂
the battle between genders♀
There is too much     
flirting with the enemy. . .
❦
 

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When women get depressed, they
might eat a little more than usual
or go shopping to take their minds
off of it
But when men get depressed, 
They invade another county
Mine <3

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