Sexychick02
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Joined: May 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 300392
Location: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Gender: F
Joined: May 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 300392
Location: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Gender: F
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad.”
The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with
mine.
If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
Loving you is like breathing; How can I stop?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't
take them off you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but
nothing compared to you.
I get the best feeling in the world when you say
"Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even
for a second that I've crossed your mind.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at
me?
Every morning I wake up happy because I know
I'll see you.
”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F
word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
‘BINGO!’
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong”
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong”
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
"If there were no schools to take the children away from home
part of thetime,
the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
"We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school."
"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret."
"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated."
"Remember
in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to
line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is
the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
"We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school."
"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret."
"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realize I was going to get educated."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.