Shaunachuu

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Joined: March 3, 2012
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Shauna
13
Scotland
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Quotes by Shaunachuu

Witty: There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
 
Me: I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND

Witty:

Me : I'M SORRY BABY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOUT AT YOU

Witty:

Me : TAKE ME BACK , PLEASE

Witty:

Me :  I WONT DO IT AGAIN, I PROMISE

Witty:

Me:

Witty:

The dinosours:

The queen of hearts:

Voldemort:

Spongebob:

My mum : You have problems...



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When your best friend has a boyfriend

Most people : Omg, Im soo going to be the maid of honor, okay?

Me : OKAY SO WERE GOING WITH TEAL FOR MY DRESS FOR WHEN I'M MAID OF HONOR,YES?OKAY NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY, BABY NAMES. My name for it's first or middle name?See I was thinking first but I dont think anyone quite pulls it of like I do. AND YOUR FUTURE HOME, HOW COULD I FORGET. Be near me, and keep a good stock of ice cream; You see I do love ice cream and we just need it for when I visit ofcourse.
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In the rain

 

Every other girl at my school : My haiir! I spent forever on it this morning and my make up, oh my god look at me!!

All the boys : *Busy spiking there hair with rain water*

Me: *Golumn like noise* MY PRECIOOUS
OH MY GOD MY POOR PHONE
It's all right baby,mummys here
The mean rain cant harm you now
AND OMG MY LAPTOP AT HOME
he will be so scared
 

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Stuff students say :

Can we have class outside?
Can we watch a movie?
I don't get it.
You never taught us this!
What's the worst I can do on the final without failing?
Are we gonna get quizzed in this?
Can this be a group quiz?
When am I ever actually going to use this?
Can we use a calculator?
I'm hungry
What time is it?
When does this lesson finish?
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*Sitting in my technological studies class*
Teacher : Now who can tell me what kind of wood this is?

Me: THAT. IS. MAHOGANY.

Teacher: Yes, yes it is. Well done.

Me: I wasn't serious,BUT HAHA I GOT IT RIGHT. IN YOUR FACE, SMART KIDS.

True story.


 

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Friend : Hey,whats that your eating can I have a bit of i-
Me : -Licks it.-
Me : I do not share food, You eat this and you will recieve my germs.

Just me that does this?
 

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Me : I do not judge people before I get to know them.
Random person : I hate your favourite band/singer.

Police : So tell us what happened
Me : So yes I was just out on my morning jog and found this dead body floating in the lake.


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Normal people : I'm mad.

My friend : YOU!YOU GO AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS SO I CAN KILL YOUR BOYFRIEND AND WIDOW YOU.
My other friend : Babies take nine months!Just kill him as he is;)





 

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Looking through your facebook,
and wondering why you were even allowed on the internet.

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