My Cat: Meow, mreow,
MEEEOW!
Me: What's wrong, little
buddy?
My Cat: *Rubs against legs*
Purrrr
Me: Awww... *Scoops up*
My Cat: *Climbs onto
shoulder*
Me: What are you doing?
My Cat: *Uses my face as launching pad
to the top of refridgerator.*
Me: OWW! I knew it was too good to be
true...
True Story.