*meeting One Direction*
You: Hey boys, will you sign my album please?
(Trying to be confident)
Them: Sure!
Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know, bro. Stay
cool!
Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn... it's
her! She's standing right in front of us!
Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow, I could scream
right now!
Niall: OMFG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU! WE ALWAYS
STALK YOUR TWITTER AND IMAGINE US MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO
GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
You: ...
Liam, Harry, Louis and Zayn: *facepalm*
Josh Devine: *Runs up to you* OMG GUYS IT'S
HER!
Niall and Josh: *Scream and hug each other*
You: I love you!
Boys: *Faces light up*
Josh: NIALL, DID YOU HEAR THAT!?
Boys: *Jump over the table and hug you*
Zayn: Now... who gets to date her??
You: *wakes up*
You: *falls off your bed*
You: *hits your bed side table*
You: *dies*