Shellie7

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Joined: March 31, 2012
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I LOVE 1D!!!!

Quotes by Shellie7

*in the car with my brother*
Me: im changing the music station
Brother: -.-
*gangnam style comes on*
Me: :O
Brother: O 3O!
*waits a few seconds*
Both: WOP WOP WOP NA GANGNAM STYLE
Both: AYEEEEEE SEXXXAY LADDIES!!!!
*songs over* 
Brother: awwww that was my jam!
does this happen to anyone else?
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me: whats 1+1
friend: 69 no duh
me: xD
friend: whats 1+1
me: ...
friend: sexual enterlock
*both start laughing insanly hard*
get it?

sometimes science class can be fun

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Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrent.
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I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
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I am having no problem with texting and driving.  Now texting while walking downstairs, that stuff in dangerous!
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Dear Automatic flushing toilet,
I wasnt finished. calm the FUWK down!!!!
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Steps to avoid a sea bear
1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
2) Never wear a sombrero
3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
   
Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements
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The longer you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.
 
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What if...
You didn't know your mom?
You didn't know your dad?
You didn't know your siblings?
You didn't know where your family is?
What if, your family was across the world somewhere?
 
What if your adopted? 
I am that what if
All I want  is to find my siblings  and family. 
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