Stages
of a middle
school relationship:
1
[2-5 days] "The Awkward Stage" -the said couple has just
started going out and finds itstrangely awkward to make any kind of
contact towards one another at all.
2 [2-3 weeks]
"Super-Duper Flirty Stage" the couple will now engage in
non-stop talking, texting, flirting, etc.. up until the point where
it's almost un-bearable.
3 [3-4 weeks]
"Lovey-Dovey Stage" the couple will now give each other
what they think are "cute" pet names, hold hands, hug
etc.. anywhere and everywhere. *Note, this is usually the stage at
which you're ready to slap one of them in the face with a
shovel.
4 [1-1 1/2 weeks] "PMS
Stage" the couple will make an argument out of anything and
everything possible.
5 [1-2 weeks]"Normal
Stage" The couple will now seem to be acting as some what
normal towards one another,almost as they did before they were
going out.
6 [1 week]"Uh-oh..
Stage" the couple is slowly drifting apart and nobody knows
why.
7 [no specific time
alloted] "Break-up" the couple (this tast usually
preformed by the male) will now break up, and never talk to one
another;hence ruining any type of friendship they had
before.