Shmurf97

Status: all the bitches on my blog drop it like its hawtt
Joined: March 30, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 6
user id: 161844
Location: earth.
Hey i'm Shannon! I'm a Junior,
Im 16 years old, I like Cats, Apple Cider,
Urban Outfitters, Nasty gal, and Gingerbread Cookies.
Thats is all, Enjoy my blawg.
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     1 a.m.

     Struggling to fall asleep
     I can't stop thinking of you laying next to me,
     Your head resting on my chest
     My arms wrapped around you
     A mutual feeling of safety
     Like nothing will ever hurt you
     It's amazing

     But in your place is a pillow
     It's as close as I can get
     It doesn't compare to you

     This dream will become reality
     It's all just a matter of time.
  

     n.j.o.


 
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and the winner is.....

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 adele

Adele: I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
 
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Roses are red

Violets are blue

He's for me
 
Not for you

If by chance you take my place

ill take my fist

and smash your face

mq/nmf
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A  faithful husband was drunk; 

he didn't knew what happened around him.
Upon going home, he directly
entered the room and slept.
when morning came, he was amazed.
Everything was in order.
Tablet of asprin and a
glass of water with a note:
"Good morning, honey! I'll just buy
groceries for our dinner! Have your
breakfast! I love you so much!"
He asked his son, "What happened
last night? Why is this so?
Your mom should be angry."
His son replied, "mom tried to 
unclothe you but you said...
"Stop! I'm Married."
♥


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If i was in a crowded
room, I'd still be able 
to spot you first

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you talk to him
 
Ill punch you.

my poem, nmf
 

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TODAY...

I Fell off a 50 foot

Latter,

thank goodness that i was only on the bottom step..
 
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TO DO:


 Go t   to   i k e a.  

H i d e   i n   a   w a r d r o b e

W h e n    s o m e o n e   o p e n s   t h e    

Wa r d r o b e    y e l l :

"FOR    NA R N I A!!!!!!!!"
 

 
♥ 


 

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Charmanders are red
 
Squirtles are blue
 
If you were a pokemon

i'd choose you
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[♥][♥][♥]

 

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