Shygirlswag1996
Status:
Joined: December 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 254451
Joined: December 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 254451
2
Quotes
3 Favorites
0 Following
1 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair
3 Favorites
0 Following
1 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair
Hey there everybody, (:
My name's Alyssa, but some people call me Lissie
for short. You can choose whatever you like!
I made this Witty account because I'm always
on Witty looking for quotes that match my feelings.
Sometimes I can't find any.
Or sometimes I want a quote that can make me laugh when
I am upset. That's alright, because I'm going to start
making some too! (: This should be entertaining.
Well, alright. I also take layout requests, comment if you
want a layout. They are simple, like this... But what ever,
they still look good (:
Thank you,
Lots of love,
Lissie <3
My name's Alyssa, but some people call me Lissie
for short. You can choose whatever you like!
I made this Witty account because I'm always
on Witty looking for quotes that match my feelings.
Sometimes I can't find any.
Or sometimes I want a quote that can make me laugh when
I am upset. That's alright, because I'm going to start
making some too! (: This should be entertaining.
Well, alright. I also take layout requests, comment if you
want a layout. They are simple, like this... But what ever,
they still look good (:
Thank you,
Lots of love,
Lissie <3
Quotes by Shygirlswag1996
Two blondes lock their keys in their
car.
One of the blondes
tries to break into the car, while the other one
watches.
Finally, the first blonde says "Damn, I can't get into
the car!"
The other blonde replies...
"Keep trying; it looks like it's going to rain and the
top is down."
When I die, I want to go peacefully
like my grandfather
did in his sleep --
not screaming, like the passengers in his car.