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48 Ways to have SuperMarket Fun

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along.

14. Walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 13 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

35. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."

36. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

37. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

38. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

39. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

40. Two words: "Marco Polo."

41. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

42. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

43. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

45. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

46. During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

47. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.

A Chance Encounter

Chapter Seventeen (Part Four) [WHOO FOUR PARTS!]

As we walked, I could see the sign for my building slowly come into my line of vision. It disheartened me. This day had been one of the best I’d had in forever; I didn’t want it to come to an end. Even though I would be seeing Niall tomorrow, there was something about tonight that was magical. A very light rain started falling, but I didn’t notice it until I looked to the sky and a droplet fell into my eyes.
“Well,” I shrugged, struggling to hide my disappointment. “This is it.” I gestured to the 15-story building behind us. Niall and I were standing on the sidewalk in front of the dimly lit sign. They really needed to fix that thing.
“This is it.” Niall repeated. He dropped his arm from my shoulders and took my hand. We just stood there for a little bit, maybe two minutes, but it felt like two years. Finally, I managed to speak.
“I had an amazing time today Niall,” I said quietly, trying not to make eye contact.
“So did I, Addie.” Another few moments of silence. Gosh, I thought. This isn’t any easier the second time around.
“I guess I’d better go. It’ll be a few hours before Becca’s home, so I can get my shower and stuff before she gets home and hogs everything!” I laughed.
“I guess so,” Niall whispered. He pulled me in tightly and gave me the longest hug I’d ever had.
“Goodbye, Niall.” I murmured into his ear.
“Goodbye, Addie.” He replied. He released me, and I started up the stairs into the lobby. I was halfway up before I heard somebody call my name.
“Addie! Wait!” I turned around to see Niall sprinting towards me. I watched as he took the steps two at a time before landing right beside me.
Before I knew what was happening, Niall cupped my face in his hand and pressed his warm lips to mine.
It was slightly awkward at first – we weren’t familiar with each other – but as time went on, it became more comfortable. I slid my hands around his neck as his settled on my waist. I pulled away long enough to make sure nobody was coming up the stairs behind us before returning to him, kissing him long and slow.
After what seemed like an eternity, but was in reality probably only five minutes, he leaned back and smiled. “I almost didn’t run back. But I sure am glad I did.” I smiled as he brushed a piece of my windblown hair with the side of his hand and tucked it behind my ear, kissing my forehead as he did so.
“I’m glad you did too,” I whispered into his hear as I put my hands back behind his neck to hug him.
OHMYGOSH. I was so excited to write this chapter! :D Like ASDFGHJKL.  I REALLYREALLYREALLY hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. :) I'm glad I couldn't write earlier, or else this chapter would probably suck. I'm still sick, just not as bad. :) Thanks for all your wishes! PRETTYPRETTYPRETTY PLEASE leave feedback on this chapter. :) Thank you so much for reading. Comment here if you're not being notified and you wanna be. :D
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Heart is like a Puzzle

once you are heartbroken.
 you have to find the pieces of your heart.
 You put the pieces together where they
actually belong



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That FML moment,
When you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and realize that there's no milk.


Should I do a series?

This quote does not exist.

I'm just a girl.
I love being called pretty, but I'll never believe it.
I'm not always right, but I hate admitting I'm wrong.
I'm almost always smiling, but sometimes it's not real.
I can be read like an open book, but I hide so much.
I work hard, but don't always get what I deserve.
I'm in love with a guy who will never love me back.

I'm just a girl.

Heres To The Girls  
that NEVER got a 'good
morning beautiful'
mom: so I found this website called "witty profiles"
me: oh..
mom: it looks pretty dumb
me: *breathes sigh of relief*

Bending in all sorts of awkward positions just to reach something on the floor so that you don't have to get off the couch. . . . .

When boys,

Have those pretty eyes. <3