SilverSharpie3

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Joined: April 21, 2011
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Roses are red

I have a phone,

Nobody texts me

Forever alone.


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I just burned 1200 calories. 
I forgot the pizza in the oven.


Fave if you get it 
 

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mom: so I found this website called "witty profiles"
me: oh..
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom: it looks pretty dumb
me: *breathes sigh of relief*
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Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
Last scene: him going underwater.
1st Scene in Inception: he wakes up on a beach




 

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Jackson from Hannah Montana is 35.

Feel old yet?
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♥ That DEPRESSING moment
when you actually look 
good at school
and hes absent)

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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold
Killer: Oh okay, sorry.

 
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me:Hey I just met you-
Stranger: *Walks away
me: NOW YOUR JUST SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW
 
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7 reason to date a british boy:
1. His accent
2. Having someone call you love
3. His accent
4. They dress better than american boys
5. His accent
6. They're cuter than american boys
7. His accent


 









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