SimplyMex33

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I told the monster if he ever came out of my closet, he would be gay.



That takes care of that.


 

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When I was 12 I wish someone had told me
                                                           1. You're 12, not 22, you don't know what love it.
                                                           2. Middle school is just the beginning
                                                           3. It's okay to not know what you want.
                                                           4. The friends you have now won't be the ones you have in high school.
                                                           5. What happens now isn't the be-all end-all
                                                           6. Be nice. You don't know what it could drive people to do.
                                                           7. Just because you're in middle school, doesn't mean you know everything.
                                                           8. Listen to your mom and dad, they do know what they are talking about.
                                                           9. You're NOT going to marry him.
                                                           10. It may seem bad now, but it's only temporary.


 
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We text 24/7
But when we meet in person,
that's when it gets awkward.
 
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fridge full of food, nothing to eat.
wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear.
internet full of websites, nothing to go on.




 

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Did you know?

J.K. Rowling states that the reson Voldemort cannot love is because he was conceived under a Love Potion,
not actual love.

 

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credittoforgeter

 

I got a text! I hope it's from..
                                                                                                                     OHMYGOD LEAVE ME ALONE!!!


 
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I had two hamsters named "One" and "Two"
I lost One, but it doesn't matter.
I still have Two.

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I don't know how people get eaten by sharks...
I mean how do you not hear the music?




 

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Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.

 

Dear Microsoft Word,
                                                           I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right.


 
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Did you know?

For most people, no matter how hard they 
pinch the skin on their elbow, it will not hurt?

 

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