Singyourheartout
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I'm proud to be a girl! :) I love to play guitar and sing and I write songs. I have about 50 best friends lol.
Thanks to some HILARIOUS quotes, I joined Witty, because I wanted to share some of my own. I admire Witty because it's a way of expressing your feelings and thoughts... and people actually listen. :)
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Thanks to RandomRequests for her awesome help with the formatting of my profile! Go check her out. ;) Also, check out my friends Nightlock, PosterOfHeadmasterZefron, leprechaunspotofgold, and MoonlightMadness, they're amazing :D
Love,
Singyourheartout
Quotes by Singyourheartout
Today I saw
Cupid lying
facedown
on the pavement, with an arrow sticking out of his
back.
'Bout time somebody shot the
little
s h i t
.
nmq/nmf
The scary moment when...
you put a ring on
your finger and can't get it off.
{mini heart attack...}
MARRIAGE.
YES.
♥
~Nmq.
I
*Me and my 8-year-old
sister deciding what we want for lunch*
Me: Should we have pizza?
Her: Sure!
Me: Okay. *goes to freezer*
Me: *opens freezer, sees 3 kinds of pizza*
Me: So. Do you want... Hit Your Head, *hits her on the
head with the mozzarela one*
Me: Stupid, *hits her on head with 4 cheese pizza*
Me: Or B/tch? *hits her on head with spinach pizza*
Her: *laughing*
Me: Well, come on. We have to decide. Hit Your Head, Stupid,
or B/tch?
Her: B/tch, please.
Me: Okay great.
We are
awesome.
Pizza Pizza guy: Hello, Pizza Pizza, how can I help you?
Me: Hi, I'm calling from Pizza Nova, and I just wanted to say... We're better than you. YOU'RE GOING DOWN
Me: *hangs up*
Friends: HOLY SH/T THAT WAS AMAZING GIGGLE GIGGLE
Friends: *dial Pizza Nova's number*
Pizza Nova lady: Hello there, what can I get for you?
Me: Hey there, I'm calling from Pizza Pizza, and I just wanted to say we're so much better than you. YOU'RE GOING DOWN
Me: *hangs up*
Friends: *more giggling*
Person: What's your talent?
Me: Eating my feelings
your and you're
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
Format: twilightgirl995
I'm sorry,
But I can't help
how stupid I sound around cute puppies.
:)
nmf
The day pigs fly
is the day chip bags are filled to the top.
nmf
Voldemort drank unicorn's blood
Voldemort is what he ate
therefore,
Voldemort is a unicorn.
nmf
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We are a
family!
My witty brothers, sisters, and
me
We are a
family!
Everybody, post quotes and SING!
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