Me: "Hey buddy!"
Friend: "Hey!"
Me: "Halloween is tommorow."
Friend: "I know."
Me: "You're really good at telling ghost
stories."
Friend: "Uh-huh."
Me: "Well, do you have one right now? I want to get into a
Halloween-ish mood."
Friend: "So, these people moved into this haunted house, and
this spooky ghost went up to them and was all like Boo!"
Me: "Uh, that's not very good but keep going."
Friend: "And then they discussed politics and ate a lunch of
toast and jam!" *makes ghost sounds*
Me: "..."