Put your music on shuffle, write down the first ten
songs and your favorite lyric for each song that comes on. No
skipping.
Stupid, Kacey Musgraves: Can't separate the salt
from the sugar. There's nothing in your pockets. There's
footprints on your face. You can't tell anymore if you're
the rabbit or the snake.
This, Ed Sheeran: You are the earth that I will stand
upon. You are the words that I will sing.
Washington Square, Counting Crows: I loved like a
fountain, and it left me with nothing, just the memories of
walking through Washington Square.
Homesick at Space Camp, Fall Out Boy: Landing on a
runway in Chicago and I'm grounding all my dreams of ever
really seeing California because I know what's in between is
something sensual in such non-conventional ways.
A Thread of Light, Demon Hunter: Your imperfect path
is a heart made of glass and the world is a charming grenade.
Nutshell, Alice in Chains: And yet I find repeating
in my head: if I can't be my own, I'd feel better
dead.
A Murder of One, Counting Crows: There's a bird
that nests inside you, sleeping underneath your skin. Yeah, when
you open up your wings to speak, I wish you'd let me in.
Overthinking, Relient K: I was sinking, lower
sinking, cuz I lost the things I held onto.
Easy Hearts, Whiskeytown: I've had a pretty hard
life for such an easy heart.
Thinking of You, Kesha: But now my song's on the
radio, and you see my face everywhere you go. I thought I'd
call just to let you know I've been thinking of you.
1. I'll do my laundry eventually but for now
it's fine on the desk chair.
2. Breakfast isn't so much a meal as it is a motivation for
me to drag my sorry axss out of bed.
3. Poptarts are a meal f/ck you.
4. A bowl of spinach is a meal too leave me alone.
5. I can't cook for sh/t.
6. I lose my glasses about every ten minutes and I throw a fit
every time.
7. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES WHAT THE F/CK DID I DO WITH MY GLASSES
I CAN'T SEE.
8. I haven't made my bed since elementary school and I
never will again.
9. I go through like two cartons of orange juice a week.
It's because I'm from Florida.
10. If the neighbors have a dog I'm going to build my
schedule around the most opportune times to see the dog.
11. Washing dishes is my favorite chore and I'm weird about
it.
12. When I'm barefoot I always walk on my tiptoes and I
don't know why.
13. I can be an early bird and night owl but f/ck the
midafternoon.
14. Yeah I'm drinking coffee at 10 pm what's your
point???
15. Yes my hair is a disaster it's always like this I
don't know what you want me to do about it.
16. I can't sing but that's not gonna stop me.
17. I keep my phone in my bra. I keep my money in bra.
Everything is in my bra.
18. I'm probably gonna get lost within the apartment
complex and call you to my rescue at some point.
19. I'm gonna accumulate empty water bottles in my room and
then one day you'll just see me carry like twenty all at
once out to the trash.
20. I have a terrible habit of sitting/lying on counters and
tabletops and it's almost ritualistic.