SkylarJessica13

Status: I'm in love with 5 homosexuals & Justin Bieber <3
Joined: September 11, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 14
user id: 124664
Location: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, England
Gender: F
One Direction

Quotes by SkylarJessica13

Why is grammar such a big deal?
Grammar is inportant! Capitalization tells the difference between 'helping your Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping you Uncle jack off a horse'.

O_o


Will you go out with me?
Do you like Justin Bieber?

Uhm, sure.
We will make beautiful children.


Hey honey, everything alright?
MOM I LOST MY V-CARD. AHH! HELP!!!

YOU DID WHAT?!?!?
I lost my visa card. I'm sorry!!!

NEVER use that abbriviation.


It takes a minute to get
a crush on someone.
An hour to like someone.
A day to love someone.

But a lifetime to forget someone.



 
I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.
I do that too.

Put your laundry in the fridge?
No, think you're retarded. :)


Hey babe I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. <3
*ACCHHOOOOOOOO*

Babe you got a cold?
No

Then why did you sneeze?

I'm allergic to bullshit.


I wanna ask this girl out. Should I
just sipit it out or give her compliments frist? And text or call?
Spit it out, that way she will be surprised, and deffinetly call. ;)

My phone isnt ringing. Are you sure you're calling the right girl?

.....

smaprtphoned.com

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