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 REDOING PROFILE! SORRY IF IT IS SCREWED UPPPPP!

  
 

Hey Bitches, 
You would be reading the 5 sexiest sluts alive profile! Our names would be Bridget, Kiana, Jessica, Briana and Payton! We are on her to meet some new people and meet some of the best quotes on here ;) Bridget and Briana are 16. Jessica and Kiana are 17 and Payton is 15!  We are all cheerleaders and got every move in the book perfect. Yes we are slutss, skanks and whores but that is how god made us. We all LOVE SEXXXX. Our quotes are 100% ours. We don't give a shit if you jock, copy and paste or whatever the hell you people do. We no its ours and thats all that matters!

Profile Pic: Landon Nathanial. Jessica's baby.  A picture of him before the proffestional one done.

Love<3:
SEX, Victoria Secret, Aerie, Hollister, A&F, American Eagle, Shopping, Cheerleading, Guys<3, Friends, Family, Hanging Out, Making out ;), Beach, Mall, Make Up, Eye liner, Movies, Nail Polish, Flip Flops, Short Shorts, Tang Tops, Short Denuim Skirts, Dressing up in Hot Dresses, Ice Cream, Cookie Doe, CSI, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Make it or Break it, 10 things I Hate About You, 16 and Pregnant, Life of Ryan, Ryan Scheckler, Justin Bieber, Love Drunk, Good Girls go bad, Taylor Swift and last but not least.....THE BEATLES!

Hate </3:
Aeropostale, Pac Sun, Garage, Blush, Softball, Horseback Riding, Wrestling, Freaks, School, Coldness, Bermuda Shorts, Converse, Etnies, Vans, Quarter Sleeves, Plain Bras, Ruby and the Rockets, iCarly, Spongebob, haters, ugly people lol, being fat, night swimming, watching TV, small houses!
IMPORTANT NOTICES!
1. Jessica had her son! She named it Landon Nathanial after her mother told her to name him Nicholas. Longggg Story! LOL. She named him Nicholas John Breker first but then she changed it! One picture of him is posted on photobucket but do to privacy issues Jess doesn't want anymore! 


Other Stuff!

Friends<3
Gymnasticsalltheway
flipflopgirliexo
_HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS
SexiiJockahhoes
Lissa16
XlovealwaysX147
Shutitup
sportschickx30
PinkLoveAndYou
AHxilovelax101
sexyylexiiix3
xoxmonica4eva
OMGBEtHAYYx33

^Let us know if we forgot you!^



Would you like to see more pictures?
http://s614.photobucket.com/albums/tt224/itxbridgetxherexoxo/ 
It is a private album. Password: Bridget
Last picture was added on:  November 9th, 2009

Our Goals!
1. 10 quotes,   25 quotes   35 quotes
2. 20 quote favorites,
    45 quote favorites    70 quote favorites   85 quote favorites
3. 20 Followers,   50 followers    75 followers
4. Less than 10 haters,   Zero haters
Apperently zero haters is too much to ask for.

^We need your help to achieve our goals!^

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1153118#f
^Quote Backround Codes^
Bridget
Status: Landon Nathanial
November 5th, 2009
10:24pm
21 1/2 inches
6 pounds; 8 Ounces
Wat upps witty?! The birth name would be Bridget Caroline. My wondaful parents gave bitch to me on April 23rd so save the date ;) I am 16 years old. I have blonde hair and hazel eyes. I am tattoo, drug and smoke free!  My fuckin Collage boyfriend who was a sophmore broke up with me. James </3 PhatAssBitch Apperently all of the girls but there bra sizes in here? They are losers. ha jk. I am a 34 DD. I live in Georgia and am the proud new owner of a White Escalade.
I am a junior in high school like all my girls (but Payton). My store is Aberocrombie and Fitch Bitch ;) I love the color pink along with the store :) My family would include me motha fatha sister Michelle (11) and sister Joslyn (14). I am the most talkitve person in the world! I guess you can also say I am the hottest ;) haha jk. 
Ya I talk about my boyfriend alot but  you get use to it! I am a slut and a scank but I couldn't care less what ya think!

~Comment me~

Things I want to do before I die
(Made it when I was 10 on July 16th. I am adding more to it!)

1. Have a wonderful first kiss
2. Kiss in the rain

3. Go to Paris
4. Grow up to be a good influence on others
5. Go to a concert
6. Go to Hawaii

7. Get into a good Collage
8. Get the Car of my dreams
9. Fall in love
10. Get married
11. Get a boyfriend
12. Date someone 3 years older then me

13. Go to Rome
14. Have the best sweet 16 ever!
15. Have the best 21st birthday of my life
16. Go to Tanin's Halloween party in Cali
17. Go on vacation with just me and my boyfriend but 18
18. Meet a Celebrity
Briana
Status: Online
FML: I think she is pregnant</3 Is there something she won't tell me?
LMAO: Got a boy suspended for 3 weeks because we were making out while he was stripping me in the theater storage room and the teacher walked in. I claimed I was being "raped". LOL.

Briana Jadyn.
16 years young.
December 18th.
Blonde Haired.
Brown Eyes.
October 24th would be my day.
Got Contacts :/
Smokin weed! JK
Drug free :)
2 tattoos ;)
Lower belly heart.
Lower back flower.
Drinking problems :x
Can't help it.
Boyfriend is Andrew.
He is a Junior in Collage.
Be jealus bitches.
Junior in HS.
Georgia is my state.
Black Hummer is my ride.
Cheerleading is my sport.
Pink and Purple are my colors.
Victoria Secret is the Best Store on Earth.
34D is the bra size.
Once again,
Be jealus bitches ;)
Live wit my Ma, Pa and sister Payton (15)
Sluttiest out of the group.
Dumbest girl you will eva meet.
Star tat on my belly.
My bellybutton is pierced.
Apperently I am the profile picture.
Thx Bridget! :p
Sexiest Girl on earth.
Swearing is muh hobbie.
Got prenant at 14.
Got an abortion.

~Comment me~





Jessica
Status: Landon Nathanial<3
Be Back in December!

The name would be Jessica Michelle. On May 23rd I turned 17. I am a 36D ;)
My boyfriend would be Kasey (YES her is a guy) He is a senior in High School!
I live in what is known as Georgia!
Smoke Free, Drug Free and  Alcohol Free!
My belly button would be pierced ;) My left ankle would be tattooed!
My car is brand new and is a Lamborghini! Be jealus Bitch ;)
I am in 11th grade. My Fav. Store is Aerie and my favorite color would be blue!
Cheer is my sport.
I have a big family:
Dad, Step-mom, Bro Jake (18 mounths), Step bro Kyle (11), Sister Karmen (13), Step Sister Cathryn (17).
We all hate Cathryn shes a bitch.
My step mom only likes my dad for his money but he doesn't believe me.
My ma died wen I was 8.
I am rich I guess you can say and a major slut!
I am pregnant.
7 1/2 months to be exact.
Due November 8th.
It is a boy.
No more questions asked.
Name is a secret.
You don't need to no who the father is.
Or if I am still with him.
Leaving witty in October to get ready for the baby. I won't be back till at least December 2009.


Payton
Status: Onlineee<3
FML: Party Saturday Night was uhm, interesting? How did I end up having sex with 4 different guys which none were my boyfriend ;) ha.
LMAO: Brittany Krastia is A fuckin Ass who is suspended for 5 weeks<3
Hey WittyProfiles.com! The name would be Payton Karaaa. I made this beautifl world even better on September 15th! I am a sophmore in High Schooool and I am 15 years olddd. A little young for my grade but it is all goooood ;) My boyfriends nameee would be Kyle<3 Junior in High School<3 I have a rose tattoo on my back...It would be a rose. Birthday present from Kerri. One of my good friends who is moving   :( I live in Georgiaaa along withh all of muhh friends.. I am a natural bleach blonde along with my sister Brianaaa. I absolutly hate it one me and I hate all the dumb blonde steriotypes along with it. I died it browwnnn :) Muhh bra size would be 36C. Pretty big I guess. Kinda Normal. Kinda Biggg. LOL. I don't drive. I am too younggg. I do want a mercades though ;) I LIVE in Hollister and Aerie. They are my favoriteeeee storesss. My bedroom would be painted my two favorite colors! [Orange] & (Pink). I am cheerleading 24/7. I love it. If I am not home or on witty I am either with my friends/boyfriend or at cheer. ALWAYS. I live with muh motherrr Traceyy and my Fatherr Greggg. That bitch up there named Briana^^ ya she is my sister! lol. I am the sexiest 15 year old alive. Deall with itttt. I have a habbitt of talkinggg likeee thissss. You shouldd get useee to it noww. I am a slutt. God made muh thattt wayy. 100% Christian even no I already have had sex... I got pregnant at 13. Badd choicee on muhh part ;) My friends got me through it though! Britt, Kaya, Briana, Kerri, Jessica, Bridget, Leslie, Kiana, Jack, Jake, Andrew, Sean and of coursee Jasonnnn<3

~Comment me~








Kiana
Status: Offline. Going to Cali soon!
FML: Rumor Going Around I am Pregnant with Twins With this Freshman I don't even no! Hate life lol!
LMAO: None at the moment! 
Hey everyone! My name would be Kiana Michelle. Kiana meaning Living with Grace and Michelle meaning Who is like god. I am a godess so that part of my name would be 100% true. I am not exactly graceful so that isn't exactly right but watevs. I am 17 years old and was born on July 2nd. I am a godmother to Jessica's amazing little boy Landon<3 I would be a junior in High School just like all of my friends on here (except payton) and would have an amazing boyfriend named Creg<3 We have been going since November 17th, 2007 Almost 2 years! I have eyes that freak people out because they can be different colors everyday ;) I am a true brunette and love it. Georgia is where I am every single day! I am a true slut at heart so deal with it! I play basketball and I am on my high school Varsity Soccer team. Cheerleading is NOT my thing at all. I would kill for there skills though. I would LOVE the store Hollister and Victoria Secret. I am a 36 C. About average for my age. Pretty sure I am done growing though :/ My favorite collors would be red, yellow, orange and pink! I live with my mom, dad, brother Jack (13) and sister Lindsey (28) Unlike all these ^girls^ I am careful when I have sex and have never gotton pregnant! Very proud of myself. I do have one problem though. I drink...A LOT. I have really bad drinkiing problems and my parents no about it. I am taking this pill that is suppose to "reduse my erges to drink" ? whatever that means. It is NOT working at all. Be a bitch to me and I will be one back. Be a friend to me and I will be a friend back. Don't pick fights with me because you will loose. I don't put up with the shit my friends do and have really bad anger problems. Don't excpect me for feeling sorry for anything I say. Don't excpect me to feel sorry for you. I won't. It's life. Suck it up and live with it bitch! I am NOT friends with Leslie who use to be on this account. Personal Reasons. Won't tell you so don't ask. A lot of girls don't like me at my school. I have way more guy friends then girl friends. Don't ask. I don't get along well with girls. I have known Briana since Kindergarden and we are practicly like sisters<3 I have known Payton practicly her hole life<3 I would take a bullett for those two :) If you mess with them excpect to hear from mee!

Journal!
September 29th, 2009- Got detention cause of fuckin Mary-Kate. Ugh can't stand her. I got out of it though cause of school cheerleading. Aced my Math and English Test!

(c) Wittylayouts371
 

Recent Quotes by this Author:

& And boys, my
*Bikini*
is as far as your gonna get...
Hell, You'll be lucky if you even get there ;)
quote number 1188196
filed under funny
  5
&&You expect her,
To let you hold her baby? After you ran away.
To not be mad? After you ran away.
To forgive you? When you won't forgive her.
To let you be part of the family? So you can run away again.
&&You expect her,
To not avoid you? Like you avoided her.
To actually let you into her son's life? When you won't be in hers.
To not cry when she see's you? Because of the pain you caused her
And to wait for a guy like you to man up? Because you won't take responsibility.

No. Because guys like you,
aren't worth it.

quote number 1182378
filed under inspirational
  7
LiveYLoveYCheerY
quote number 1174914
filed under sports
  7
Jessica had her baby!
Landon Nathanial<3
Check out our photobucket to see pictures of him!
Link on our profile!
quote number 1173303
filed under inspirational
  4
FuckSchool.
I have better things to do then learn
useless shit I will never need
to know ever again.

 
quote number 1170165
filed under school
  7
And Thank God For
MxYxSxPxAxCxE
A place where I can see him whenever I want;
and always know where he is and when
without looking like a complete stalker.
quote number 1170148
filed under funny
  18
B.B.P.J.K. Advise
Hey girls of witty! We are here
to let you know that we would love
to give advise to girls or guys on here
that need it. We have gone through everything:
Death, Pregnacy, Middle School, High School,
Boys, Drama, Bitches, Sex, Drugs, Alcahol and pretty
much anything else that you guys could think of.
If you have any questions comment us or if it is personal
e-mail us at cheerxoxo4ever@aol.com. Just let us know that
you e-mailed us so we can get back to you a.s.a.p!
quote number 1169001
filed under advice
  2
I Think I Am In Love With You<3
quote number 1159485
filed under love
  16
> > And One Thing I'm Afraid Of < <
Is Falling In Love With You.
quote number 1159481
filed under love
  14
And I hate to
[ B R E A K     I T     T O    Y O U]
But your not the
SUN
And the world doesnt revolve around you
Bitch!



Credit to: babyxoxo1996
^Changed it a tiny bit.^

 
quote number 1157220
filed under school
  8

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