When I say, "I'm going to be forever alone."
I don't say it as a joke, I truly mean it.
What guy would want someone like me?
All my friend (that have had boyfriends, I might add) always go,
"Oh, I'm going to be single/alone forever!"
I'm just like, "Really? You've HAD boyfriends, I never have."
Sorry, I just needed to tell someone. Or something, I don't know.